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Love

A chemical reaction in the brain that is triggered by the view of another human's bodily supremacy and attitude.

Once love is activated, that human will follow the human which he/she loves and try to find the quickest and easiest way to begin the reproduction stage with them. This usually consists of Peacocking, flirting and showing off, to show their own superiority.

If both humans agree that each other are reproductive material, they will engage in a courtship. This triggers a new type of reaction, or 'love'; the two humans will stay together and protect each other until the baby is born, and even after that, to ensure the growth of the offspring.
Jane: Kyle, I have this feeling for you that I just can't explain, and it over powers me.

Kyle: It's a chemical reaction that was triggered when you examined my body and heard some of my perceptions on things, and you decided that I have strong genes that would be good for the future of our child if we had one.

Jane: YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLAIN LOVE.

Kyle: Yes I can, it's a natural reaction to ensure the prosperity of the human race, and you girls are the ones who try to make it seem like more than that.
by 2009ends November 2, 2009
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Scene

A popular subculture now.

It's definition page has more pictures than the Cat's page.
Wow, scene has 332 pictures on urbandictionary, where Cat only has 100 something. Cats are the living soul of the internet. This world is ending.
by 2009ends July 16, 2009
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Pivot

A community on youtube who animate with the program Pivot Stickfigure Animator. This community contains many members, most of which are under the age of 14. Thanks to the main community members like PivotmasterDX, Hopdiddy, Deltapivot, and Magnificentness saying 1337 words and repeating memes and fads mindlessly, like they're funny, the massive community of noobs has spammed them and have now ruined the whole comedy of such behavior.
Yeh I haev pivot, but i qwit becuz it waz too boaring foar me. But i still suck up 2 PivotmasterDX becuz he's popular and i'm a conforming prepubescent middle-skewler. it aer funneh when i talk liek this becuz funneh ppl talk leik thizz. So i herd u liek mudki- *gets shot*
by 2009ends July 16, 2009
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11:00

When you procrastinate on homework long enough so you look at the time, and see that it is 11:00. A very upsetting moment.
Damn, it's 11:00, I still have to write my essay... but i'm so tired...
by 2009ends September 2, 2009
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Homework

A learning tool that overall stresses the mind and deprives daily morale and nightly sleep, resulting in even worse performance in school the next day.
WELL, I have a 0 on today's test and got a 0 in class participation, but atleast I have my homework.
by 2009ends September 2, 2009
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