1Head's definitions
When you forget how long you've been out of school and people treat you like an adult, when you still see yourself as an 11 year old.
Hello Sir, how can I help you?
What did you just call me?
These kids treating me with some mad respect, what an age-lol.
What did you just call me?
These kids treating me with some mad respect, what an age-lol.
by 1Head November 3, 2018
Get the age-lolmug. Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
by 1Head January 29, 2021
Get the band-aid medicinemug. To clip the stream of a new finding in a video game and share it so that others may experiment with it in their own gameplay.
Commonly used in speedrunning, where the finding is a glitch or other action to be used in a speedrun.
Commonly used in speedrunning, where the finding is a glitch or other action to be used in a speedrun.
*Speedrunner finds/performs huge but nigh-impossible glitch*
viewer1: looks good
viewer2: clip it and ship it
viewer1: looks good
viewer2: clip it and ship it
by 1Head May 8, 2019
Get the clip it and ship itmug. A technique used by dishonest journalists where they exaggerate, sensationalise, slant or cherry pick for the sake of making headlines or propagating a certain agenda (usually) without ever actually lying. Journalists also sometimes cut, rearrange or take out of context what has been said by a spokesperson, sometimes using questions to invoke the desired response. The BBC, NBC and CNN love fake news. It is their bread and butter.
Using this term for satirical or alternative news should be avoided as this can dilute its effectiveness in calling out real fake news. Although similar, fake news shouldn’t be confused with misinformation as that refers to the spread of unproven, unreliable or otherwise poorly researched information rather than the purpose driven distortion of facts that is fake news.
Using this term for satirical or alternative news should be avoided as this can dilute its effectiveness in calling out real fake news. Although similar, fake news shouldn’t be confused with misinformation as that refers to the spread of unproven, unreliable or otherwise poorly researched information rather than the purpose driven distortion of facts that is fake news.
BBC fake news headline: Trump says inject Detol into your veins
Actual story: Trump suggests doctors look into the effect of sunlight and heat on viruses
Actual story: Trump suggests doctors look into the effect of sunlight and heat on viruses
by 1Head April 25, 2020
Get the Fake newsmug. The three words said by a Democrat when something they don't like happens or when someone needs to blamed for something..
Jen Psaki: The biden laptop is a Russian hoax.
The Russians interfered in the election.
Russian hackers.
NATO was just minding its own business. Russia declared war on Ukraine.
Donald Trump: That's all it is with you people. Russia this. Russia that. It's just Russia Russia Russia.
The Russians interfered in the election.
Russian hackers.
NATO was just minding its own business. Russia declared war on Ukraine.
Donald Trump: That's all it is with you people. Russia this. Russia that. It's just Russia Russia Russia.
by 1Head April 28, 2022
Get the Russia Russia Russiamug. That weird brown paste that you get when you order a spread of dips and smells like it has fish in it.
by 1Head June 3, 2019
Get the patemug. by 1Head June 2, 2019
Get the Stitchesmug.