1Head's definitions

armchair doctor

Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.

Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?

Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.

by 1Head August 7, 2021

daytrip

Taking LSD during the day and going for a walk, commonly in a public place such as a park.

Take a daytrip

by 1Head November 8, 2018

Stitches

If you injected a pineapple with steroids and sprinkle coke on it and it became a person.

Stitches gonna put a brick in yo face.

by 1Head June 2, 2019

Skyrimitis

When you've been playing a game from dawn til dusk for the past week and have to go down to the shops for food and forget how to interact with real people.

How will you be paying for that sir?

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That guy got skyrimitis or something, he thinks im an NPC

by 1Head November 3, 2018

Crawler

A name change for the Rake when it got ousted as being made-up in the labs of 4Chan. Blamed for disappearances in National Parks. Crawlers and Rakes gain their credibility from real sightings made up of deer, dogs, large water fowls knocking over belongings while making screeching noises, racoons looking through peoples windows, and mangey black bears at night in the woods of USA, seeing patterns in things that aren't really what they look like, murder cover ups, and wolves or people taking children. In the sense that crawlers crawl, the description of 'crawler' is accurate.

I saw a Crawler 5 years ago. At least now I think I did since I saw a picture of it on the internet that was definitely not from a photoshop competition and turned into a trail cam image, even though at the time I thought it was probably just a deer. Yes I what I saw definitely was a Crawler. I have put a salt circle around my house and anointed my bedroom with holy water and every night shake in my bed under the covers until morning. I have garlic coated silver pellets loaded into my shotgun just in case.

by 1Head April 28, 2022

squint

When a player tries extra hard in an online video game to win, especially when that effort is not matched by the opposing team. Characterised by the player putting their their head extra close to the computer monitor and therefore having to squint to see what is on screen.

all-chat: when you squint to win
team chat: yea i know right lmao

by 1Head May 30, 2019

skill twig

A skill tree with very stunted/limited options. Diablo IV let's players upgrade their abilities with a skill twig.

ARPG player: Diablo IV's skill tree looks more like a skill twig.

ARPG player 2 : Yeah I'm gonna go beat my meat over Path of Exile's skill forest.

by 1Head February 26, 2020