1Head's definitions

ya'll

Contraction of 'you all' in some cases 'all you'. Used to refer to 2 or more people.

Ya'll motherfuckers need jesus.

by 1Head June 11, 2019

pate

That weird brown paste that you get when you order a spread of dips and smells like it has fish in it.

What's this?
Pate.
I think I will just eat the carrot.

by 1Head June 3, 2019

asking the big questions

Someone who asks questions that are at a whole different level of understanding than the rest of the audience.

Sandy: Why does 1 + 1 = 2 Mr Teacher?
John: When did you decide you were going to teach 6 year olds what could barely pass as arithmetic instead of following your dreams of becoming an astronaut Mr teacher?
Mike: *nudging tony* John asking the big questions
*Tony nods in agreement*

by 1Head April 22, 2019

big tech

Refers to large technology companies that have significant impact and even control over elements of our daily lives. Facebook, Google, Apple, Amazon and Microsoft. Also Youtube(owned by Google) Netflix, Whatsapp (owned by Facebook), PayPal, Twitter, Spotify and Tencent. Big tech is watching you and selling your data to advertisers. They control what you see and hear online and can sensor anything they don't agree with. They filter search engine results to cater to their agendas and ideals. They want you sign up to their monthly subscriptions and use their payment services. They want you to have a digital ID (ID2020) so they can track your every move, medical history and social credit score (Black Mirror - Nose Dive) etc. The only way to escape big tech is to go off-grid.

Person 1: Big Tech will take over the world.
Person 2: It already has.

by 1Head November 9, 2020

squint

When a player tries extra hard in an online video game to win, especially when that effort is not matched by the opposing team. Characterised by the player putting their their head extra close to the computer monitor and therefore having to squint to see what is on screen.

all-chat: when you squint to win
team chat: yea i know right lmao

by 1Head May 30, 2019

skill twig

A skill tree with very stunted/limited options. Diablo IV let's players upgrade their abilities with a skill twig.

ARPG player: Diablo IV's skill tree looks more like a skill twig.

ARPG player 2 : Yeah I'm gonna go beat my meat over Path of Exile's skill forest.

by 1Head February 26, 2020

Crawler

A name change for the Rake when it got ousted as being made-up in the labs of 4Chan. Blamed for disappearances in National Parks. Crawlers and Rakes gain their credibility from real sightings made up of deer, dogs, large water fowls knocking over belongings while making screeching noises, racoons looking through peoples windows, and mangey black bears at night in the woods of USA, seeing patterns in things that aren't really what they look like, murder cover ups, and wolves or people taking children. In the sense that crawlers crawl, the description of 'crawler' is accurate.

I saw a Crawler 5 years ago. At least now I think I did since I saw a picture of it on the internet that was definitely not from a photoshop competition and turned into a trail cam image, even though at the time I thought it was probably just a deer. Yes I what I saw definitely was a Crawler. I have put a salt circle around my house and anointed my bedroom with holy water and every night shake in my bed under the covers until morning. I have garlic coated silver pellets loaded into my shotgun just in case.

by 1Head April 28, 2022