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ya'll

Contraction of 'you all' in some cases 'all you'. Used to refer to 2 or more people.
by 1Head June 11, 2019
mugGet the ya'llmug.

pate

That weird brown paste that you get when you order a spread of dips and smells like it has fish in it.
What's this?
Pate.
I think I will just eat the carrot.
by 1Head June 3, 2019
mugGet the patemug.

home and hosed

10 more mins boys and we're home and hosed.
by 1Head May 14, 2019
mugGet the home and hosedmug.

Stitches

If you injected a pineapple with steroids and sprinkle coke on it and it became a person.
Stitches gonna put a brick in yo face.
by 1Head June 2, 2019
mugGet the Stitchesmug.

Recommended

Random videos from 5 years ago that pop up in your YouTube feed.
Why is this in my recommended?
by 1Head June 1, 2019
mugGet the Recommendedmug.

Fake news

A technique used by dishonest journalists where they exaggerate, sensationalise, slant or cherry pick for the sake of making headlines or propagating a certain agenda (usually) without ever actually lying. Journalists also sometimes cut, rearrange or take out of context what has been said by a spokesperson, sometimes using questions to invoke the desired response. The BBC, NBC and CNN love fake news. It is their bread and butter.

Using this term for satirical or alternative news should be avoided as this can dilute its effectiveness in calling out real fake news. Although similar, fake news shouldn’t be confused with misinformation as that refers to the spread of unproven, unreliable or otherwise poorly researched information rather than the purpose driven distortion of facts that is fake news.
BBC fake news headline: Trump says inject Detol into your veins
Actual story: Trump suggests doctors look into the effect of sunlight and heat on viruses
by 1Head April 25, 2020
mugGet the Fake newsmug.

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.
Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
by 1Head January 29, 2021
mugGet the band-aid medicinemug.

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