1Head's definitions
Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.
Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?
Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.
Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.
by 1Head August 7, 2021
Get the armchair doctormug. 
Get the daytripmug. by 1Head June 2, 2019
Get the Stitchesmug. That weird brown paste that you get when you order a spread of dips and smells like it has fish in it.
by 1Head June 3, 2019
Get the patemug. Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
by 1Head January 29, 2021
Get the band-aid medicinemug. To clip the stream of a new finding in a video game and share it so that others may experiment with it in their own gameplay.
Commonly used in speedrunning, where the finding is a glitch or other action to be used in a speedrun.
Commonly used in speedrunning, where the finding is a glitch or other action to be used in a speedrun.
*Speedrunner finds/performs huge but nigh-impossible glitch*
viewer1: looks good
viewer2: clip it and ship it
viewer1: looks good
viewer2: clip it and ship it
by 1Head May 8, 2019
Get the clip it and ship itmug. Someone who asks questions that are at a whole different level of understanding than the rest of the audience.
Sandy: Why does 1 + 1 = 2 Mr Teacher?
John: When did you decide you were going to teach 6 year olds what could barely pass as arithmetic instead of following your dreams of becoming an astronaut Mr teacher?
Mike: *nudging tony* John asking the big questions
*Tony nods in agreement*
John: When did you decide you were going to teach 6 year olds what could barely pass as arithmetic instead of following your dreams of becoming an astronaut Mr teacher?
Mike: *nudging tony* John asking the big questions
*Tony nods in agreement*
by 1Head April 22, 2019
Get the asking the big questionsmug.