Bitches

Something you will never have

Megamind : No maidens?
You : No maidens
*MEGAMIND SUDDENLY TURNS INTO ME THE CREATOR YOU
*STILL GETs no maidens? No. We get BITCHES.
You : I still have no maidens though
MEgamind : It's simple my boy, you're gay

by 10,11 buff cat June 06, 2022

Orphan

People who can't afford parents... (poor people)

Orphan: Oh no! I don't have enough money from the bank I robbed yesterday
Policeman: So you were the kid that robbed the bank
*In mind, I should help this poor poor orphan
*Lends the poor orphan 1 cent
Policeman: Here you go, now go and live a good life
*Orphan quickly go to buy parents
* Becomes Technoblade
Technoblade: Policeman, you are a good man. I will thank you for lending me money by killing all the orphans so you don't have to lend out money anymore.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Joseph Marino, and this is Disney Channel *draws penis on screen
Fellows, what you've just witnessed is the tale of the blood god, Tech. He is famous for haunting orphans. He kills like a pig, with no blades. just paws. That's all for tonight, I am Millie Mobby Mrown, and thank you for watching, Ben 10. Sex! (sex is a way of saying goodbye in the gigachad culture)

*Everyone then cutely gets killed by the BLOOD GOD, tech, with NO BLADES. <3

by 10,11 buff cat June 06, 2022

L

Lame
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Lame people saying this kind of lame stuff

Person A : I'm-
Person B : L life, L parents, L name, L face, L butt, L lafent, L baby, L my mom, L my mom's son, L... me
Person A : You okay man? Need therapy?
Person B : L

by 10,11 buff cat June 06, 2022