Brad's definitions

the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.

(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"

by brad July 21, 2003

gemini

best car in the world best in tiger gold with mirror tints and four wheels

by brad June 12, 2003

upgraditis

A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.

'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'

by Brad April 6, 2004

carcass

Term used to describe someone with a protruding sternum and a skeletal body type.

See also:
ashtray; carcass; birdcage

Speed this up carcass

by Brad February 26, 2004

Fossado

A rare ingredient that you can only obtain when you mix a potato, a tomato... And a lot fo alcohol.

Person 1: *hic* Hey, you wanna sing the fossado song?
Person 2: ...Yeah.
All: One fossado, two fossado, three fossado, four! Five fossado, six fossado, seven fossado, MOOOOORE!

by Brad March 21, 2005

Foo Dang

a word used by juggalos to decribe somone as being a punk or a bitch

man, this sucka is foo dang.

by Brad July 19, 2004

cheeze nipper

Really stupid or annoying girl

Dude did you hear what that cheeze nipper said shes retarded!

by Brad January 8, 2003