Brad's definitions

STFO

Sign the fuck off
Used when you need to log off

person 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah
Person 2: alight i gotta STFO, laters

by Brad August 3, 2004

DarkCobra

Stooo's a dumbass.

See above.

by Brad March 23, 2003

math

1. "the hard way"

2. something you need to know to get through school, but will never need again once you're done.

Joe has seven more apples than Frank, who has apples equal to his age divided by 9, how many apples does Joe have if he eats half of them plus one?

Hmm... we can do this the easy way, or math...

by Brad May 13, 2005

eel hands

derived from brad champagne

hands that feel like alligators

bodan has eel hands, grosssssssss

by brad April 18, 2004

Fossado

A rare ingredient that you can only obtain when you mix a potato, a tomato... And a lot fo alcohol.

Person 1: *hic* Hey, you wanna sing the fossado song?
Person 2: ...Yeah.
All: One fossado, two fossado, three fossado, four! Five fossado, six fossado, seven fossado, MOOOOORE!

by Brad March 21, 2005

birdcage

Term used to describe someone with a protruding sternum and a skeletal body type.

See also:
ashtray; carcass;

What's the matter with you birdcage?

by Brad February 26, 2004

A couple few

The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"

And I was so drunk I told the cop "A couple few"

by Brad May 14, 2004