Brad's definitions

Splatty Tomato

When you are given a bad rating on Rotten Tomatoes, you are given a “Splatty Tomato.”

I don’t want to see that movie. It’s a Splatty Tomato.

by brad June 11, 2018

Funderburke

The common art of applying ones mouth to another's sphincter and sucking a fart out.

Hey Mandingo, I went to your pappy's house last night and instead of watching Cop and a Half, he totally funderburked me.

by Brad February 14, 2005

sprigger

A small brad without a head;
Middle english for source of water.
(BTW (for those to lazy to click above): a brad is a small spike; slight side projection instead of a head; or a childs name.)

My name is brad, I have no head therefore i am a sprigger, however i do have a brad instead of my head thus meaning im not exactly a sprigger but a half sprigger being one with a brad in his head

by Brad May 13, 2005

TWG

Abbreviation used to address a person instead of using their real (or assumeed) name.


see Token White Guy

Hey there TWG.

by Brad February 26, 2004

Octomussy

large hairy mammal usually mistaken for a rolled up carpet.

"is that an octomussy mummy? "
no sweetie its just a carpet

by brad November 11, 2003

rehana

The hottest girl in the universe, with the best sense of humor.

"Oh man, who is that BABE over there?"

"I don't know, but she's got nothing on REHANA."

by brad March 1, 2005

schweet

part of brad and gabes vocabulary of words that have sch in front of. This being the first word.

Gabe: what is schup dude?
brad: oh schkank, nothin.
Gabe: schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

by brad March 14, 2005