kenny's definitions

counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002

Wangan

The art of getting onto highways in heavily modified vehicles and racing either endurance or certain length's. Extremly popular in Japan with one highway in a circle formation, where 500+ HP vehicles go out and tear up the highway all the time. Harder to do in America due to the police actualy caring about Street Racing.

Damn man, my bro in Japan boosted his Supra to 1000 and got 350 KM/H on his Wangan run, but the police helicopter always chases after me when I do it in New York!

by Kenny April 4, 2005

nippernot

an imagenary and primarily subterranian "rootknot nematode" which often lives under certain "for profit toadstools and terrariums". Can often be disguised as a domestic cat but easily distuinguished by its hacking cough and regurgitation of invisible insects and its tiny head.

You say, Here Nino.....You experience silence......beware

by Kenny April 20, 2005