𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤's definitions

Unique

Calling someone weird but in a friendly or uninsulting way

Ew, Kevin is so fat and weir-

*kevin walks by*

I mean, Unique!

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 July 18, 2022

Tea whore

Person 1: OMG! Did you hear that person 3 and person 4 are dating???????? :o

Person 2: yeah lol omg
Person 3: *suddenly wants to date person 1 because there acting like a material gworl*
*when person 1 and person 3 start dating, it becomes clear person 1 acted fake, because they act very differently when they’re dating, person 1 not acting like the omg gworl they were then the hoe breaks up with them*

Definition: Simular to a thot, or material girl; usually try to fake mental illnesses for attention, dating, tea, and love, their love is fake however.
There could also be scenario 2:
Someone acts very sweet kind and bubbly at first then starts acting like a hoe and you eventually realize your being manipulated, tea whores are usually fake, manipulative thots and if you see one, you should immediately put sanitizer in your eyes and run

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 April 7, 2022

SHES GOT BALLS

When a women Takes the place of a male (which is usually a top) In sex

My gf wanted me to close my eyes last night in bed
Turnt out, when I opened my eyes she nudged me into sex and it happened that SHES GOT BALLS

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 May 30, 2022

Urban outfitters

Stupid Option that pops up when I try to Type “Urban dictionary” And The Clothes suck if you do buy there

Me: Okay I’m gonna go on urban dictionary *Types in urban and clicks first result*
Fuck! Not urban outfitters!

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 July 18, 2022

Have you ever been to heaven

You've never been to Heaven, have you?

Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie
Ooh, baby, we can go fast
I'll drive and you just lay back
I got the flavor that lasts, yeah, the sweetest pie

I might take you home with this
I might give you all of it
Come get your dose of the sweetest pie
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie

Baby, I'm the sweetest
Pussy is the meanest
Hot girl shit, but I'm cold every season
Know he got that pipe, let him bust it till it's leakin'
Booty like a pillow, he can use it while he sleepin'
Look, don't be goin' through my phone 'cause that's the old me
Ain't the only one tryna be my one and only
Real big, movin' slow, that body like codeine
He a player, but for Megan he cuttin' the whole team
That body lookin' nice
I got cake and I know he want a slice
I wish a nigga would try to put me on ice
I ain't ever had to chase dick in my life
I want that nasty, that freaky stuff
Slid up under my bed and keep me up
That Hansel and Gretel, let him eat me up
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

Totally didn’t copy and paste that from AZ lyrics ;)
Have you ever been to heaven tho that’s the question

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 July 18, 2022

Gai

Your mom.

Your mom is gai

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 July 17, 2022

Dumb fat bitch

Any person over 112 Pounds That is a hoe and complains a lot also very unattractive and slutty

Ewwww look at that pig over there

That dumb fat bitch!

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 July 15, 2022