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Have you ever been to heaven

You've never been to Heaven, have you?

Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie
Ooh, baby, we can go fast
I'll drive and you just lay back
I got the flavor that lasts, yeah, the sweetest pie

I might take you home with this
I might give you all of it
Come get your dose of the sweetest pie
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie

Baby, I'm the sweetest
Pussy is the meanest
Hot girl shit, but I'm cold every season
Know he got that pipe, let him bust it till it's leakin'
Booty like a pillow, he can use it while he sleepin'
Look, don't be goin' through my phone 'cause that's the old me
Ain't the only one tryna be my one and only
Real big, movin' slow, that body like codeine
He a player, but for Megan he cuttin' the whole team
That body lookin' nice
I got cake and I know he want a slice
I wish a nigga would try to put me on ice
I ain't ever had to chase dick in my life
I want that nasty, that freaky stuff
Slid up under my bed and keep me up
That Hansel and Gretel, let him eat me up
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Totally didnโ€™t copy and paste that from AZ lyrics ;)
Have you ever been to heaven tho thatโ€™s the question
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Urban outfitters

Stupid Option that pops up when I try to Type โ€œUrban dictionaryโ€ And The Clothes suck if you do buy there
Me: Okay Iโ€™m gonna go on urban dictionary *Types in urban and clicks first result*
Fuck! Not urban outfitters!
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Dumb fat bitch

Any person over 112 Pounds That is a hoe and complains a lot also very unattractive and slutty
Ewwww look at that pig over there

That dumb fat bitch!
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Thot

A very fat and slutty women (usually about 500 pounds)
And very, very slutty
The biggest hoe in town
(Definition is below example)
Jareield: I met the hoe who slept with everyone in town at the saloon bar last night
Jack: -smokes cigar and pulls out- .. You mean, the hoe I couldnโ€™t put my pp in because she had so many fat rolls I have erectial dysfunction trying to fuck her?
Jarield: yes, that hoe over there
Jack: -loads shotgun-
Letโ€™s get er

-rides horse-

A thot is a slutty and very fat woman who sleeps with every white boy on earth. Above was an example.
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Twitchcraft

When you get really popular on twitch and make a catchphrase for others to spam in your stream chat
Popular examples of twitchcraft are:
โ€œBlood for the blood godโ€
โ€œTechnoblade never dies!โ€
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The_sussest_baka

The sussest baka was a goddess in modern times; putting tons of underrated words on urban dictionary to be ceased and recreated by public eyes. The_sussest_baka is of modern worldwide nationality and is known for her word โ€œTea Whoreโ€ Making a debut as the godโ€™s first script. The lord formally goes by Autumn or foxi, She is known for creating godly scripts such as the word โ€œthotโ€ โ€œjgaโ€ and โ€œratโ€ and passing it to urban dictionary in her recent debuts. She is known for playing Minecraft with her many friends, uni, Dani, and cliff (Dani formally going by moon) And her amazing, gorgeous, one of a kind girlfriend, Emma. Her toxic EX-Bestfriend known as Ember, MokiMoki or diyumi still lingers Somewhere today, Fitting the entire definition of the word โ€œTea whoreโ€

The end.
Written by the goddess known as;

The_sussest_baka
Foxi
Shoyo

Autumn
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February 4

National UD Editor Appreciation Day!
Sure, some Editors on urban dictionary Can be assholes and reject good definitions sometimes but if there Wasnโ€™t Editors on this site, Urban dictionary would be a MORE of a wasteland of racism hate and xenophobia than it is now. We should be More grateful for the editors here Instead of calling them lazy assholes.
Event only in Canada, USA And Europe
Finally itโ€™s February 4th again
(To editor reading this: Ty for (Trying) to keep this site clean :D)
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