85 definitions by ☆★Midas★☆

My name is...

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.

My name is... big fat mama llama.

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022

6

Cubed x 3.
3 x 2.
Hexed.
Hexagon.

There are 6 fingers in my vagina.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 27, 2022

Livepool

Deadpool, but janky as fuck and his powers suck. He can't take a single pinch without his head falling off. And when he does, he gets infected so surviving is hella useless. He can't eat one burger without his colon exploding out his asshole. He also is so weak that he pisses blood.

Jake: Hey wanna watch deadpool?
Carlos: Nah man i'm watchin' this guys shit his heart out!
Jake: Livepool is shit

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 5, 2022

🧡

Meaning in love with somebody, but not enough to want to fuck them and/or be fucked by them. And/or meaning because gay people exist SMH.

Me: Hey there’s Alyssa, my crush!
Joseph: Why don’t you ask her out to sex?
Me: Well… I don’t love love her… only a little bit.
Joseph: Whuddup baby girl?
Her: 🧡
Me: Lol she actually doesn’t want to get fucked by you! Lol 😂!
Her: *comes up to me* ❤️
Me: 🖕😎👌

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 9, 2022

Brick By Brick

A song by cs188

Whoops! You have to put the Brickster's dick in your mouth down at the jail.
W H O O P S !
You can be a butthole drive a big ass truck
Or make pee-pee yellow like a duck
Masturbate on chaterbate there ain't no trick
All you gotta do is do it Brick By Brick
chorus

Brick By Brick, Suck My Dick

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 2, 2022

Dickhole daddy

Someone who has aids and has a dude inside his pee-hole.

“Hello! Dickhole daddy!”
Dickhole daddy: “hello!”

by ☆★Midas★☆ August 3, 2023

ationwindon

A stupid fuck dumbass piece of shit that decided to be in my browser at the worst time. It’s an unpopular infamous piece of horse shit that was made by some dumbfuck ass brain cheesecock russian to infect other’s searches, it only does annoying shit like redirect you to Bing. Or even porn sites. Don’t worry I’m on my phone right now so Safari is safe, but I do gotta tell you be careful. I do blame my brother for clicking random ads.

Jaden: hey sweetie, got my mothers day present?
Jackson: Hold on mother, I was sending you gifts, but ationwindon decided to infect my asshole so now I just ordered you 125 milf cut-outs, 647 dildos, and now there are about 1.4 million men who want to fuck you right now.

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 10, 2022