☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis

A very tall penis, formerly the size of a skyscraper, can also be used to call someone a huge dickhead.

Sarah: Ugghhh That guy is a Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis.
Matt: Okay Fuckturd

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 3, 2021

Pant-sacked

When you get your ballsack ransacked by the cold... unbearably blunt... end of a woman's high heel.

Jee James what seemes to be your problem?
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 16, 2022

February 24

National Ruin that ass day.
Stick something BIG up your ass...

Tyler: Hmmm... Joe what should I do?
Joe: Try sticking a hairbrush up your arsehole!
Tyler: Why?
Joe: Cuz' it's February 24th!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 24, 2022

Brick By Brick

A song by cs188

Whoops! You have to put the Brickster's dick in your mouth down at the jail.
W H O O P S !
You can be a butthole drive a big ass truck
Or make pee-pee yellow like a duck
Masturbate on chaterbate there ain't no trick
All you gotta do is do it Brick By Brick
chorus

Brick By Brick, Suck My Dick

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 1, 2022

ass thrust

Pelvic thrusting, but obviously backward.

She bent down to turn on the nintendo switch and before she knew it, she was ass thrusting on her cousin's dinger.

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 8, 2021

boys go to jupiter

Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to collage to get more knowledge.

"Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to collage to get more knowledge."? Guess what you imbred-looking sexist bitch.
I went to venus to get a bigger penis, you need to sit over there because you're ugly as fucking shit.

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 29, 2022

sweaty domination

Read “Dirty Domination”, okay? But with a boob, stomach, penis, balls, vagina, ass, foot fetish…

Marigold: Honey I’m home! Ahhh what are you doing?
*Foot licking* Oooh yes daddy lick me clean.
*Salty sex sounds* oooooOoOooOooOoh

That’s what a sweaty domination is…

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022