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by ☆★Midas★☆ April 18, 2022
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Okie Dokie let's-a-go, Maaario. Soo long gay bowserrrr eee, Aaaahaahahahahaaa.
Me: Bro check out "Mario singing Amogus drip 10 hour loop."
Rahmõnd: Why don't you stop listening to amogus drip and start getting some fucking bitches to drink some pussy drip.
Me: Motherfucking... The chances of me killing you are low.. but never zero
Rahmond The Racist: Yeah?
Me: Unlike your adoption certificate.
Rahmõnd: Oh noooooooooo
Rahmond
Raymond: Thank you I'm not a beaner anymore.
Okie Dokie let's-a-go, Maaario. Soo long gay bowserrrr eee, Aaaahaahahahahaaa.
Me: Bro check out "Mario singing Amogus drip 10 hour loop."
Rahmõnd: Why don't you stop listening to amogus drip and start getting some fucking bitches to drink some pussy drip.
Me: Motherfucking... The chances of me killing you are low.. but never zero
Rahmond The Racist: Yeah?
Me: Unlike your adoption certificate.
Rahmõnd: Oh noooooooooo
Rahmond
Raymond: Thank you I'm not a beaner anymore.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 1, 2022
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by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022
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National feet pic day, send a feet pic to anyone! Family, friends, etc! Just do it in a manner where they send a dick pic back!
by ☆★Midas★☆ August 2, 2023
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I slowly approached Marigold and said “wanna fuck, I’m big!” She gazed at me, “Sure!” She agreed. Then we went down to business, I began to strip, unleashing my legendary dick. She was so excited she just ripped her pants down. I held her to the wall, with my dick close to her stomach. “Your clit hard?” I asked, “no?” She asked, “why?”.
“Because I know I can make it hard” I said.
I put my dick closer to her pussy. She was blushing, “Do it” she dared me. I teased her by putting it inside only a wee bit and back out. She was pleased, I teased her again, only putting it a little further. Then, I shoved it in and out, staying close to the opening of her vagina, then I went deeper. Took it back out a little bit, and went DEEPER into her stomach, I couldn’t hold it, I put it in that bitch. Her skinny body was stretching by the size of my cock, I went even deeper, carefully putting in each ball, then, I came.
I slowly approached Marigold and said “wanna fuck, I’m big!” She gazed at me, “Sure!” She agreed. Then we went down to business, I began to strip, unleashing my legendary dick. She was so excited she just ripped her pants down. I held her to the wall, with my dick close to her stomach. “Your clit hard?” I asked, “no?” She asked, “why?”.
“Because I know I can make it hard” I said.
I put my dick closer to her pussy. She was blushing, “Do it” she dared me. I teased her by putting it inside only a wee bit and back out. She was pleased, I teased her again, only putting it a little further. Then, I shoved it in and out, staying close to the opening of her vagina, then I went deeper. Took it back out a little bit, and went DEEPER into her stomach, I couldn’t hold it, I put it in that bitch. Her skinny body was stretching by the size of my cock, I went even deeper, carefully putting in each ball, then, I came.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 5, 2022
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Guy 2: "I was just playing Zelda Breath Of The Wild and I fell off this fucking cliff! Urrgfrrgg!"
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by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021
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