Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 27, 2022
Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.
by ☆★Midas★☆ May 02, 2022
When a couple has sex right after at least one of them just came home without getting a chance to take a shower. Dirty only meaning sweaty, but if you have a boob, stomach, penis, balls, vagina, ass, or foot fetish, then it’s just a sweaty domination, don’t forget not to mix the 2.
Marigold: Honey I’m home! Ahhh… what are you doing???
Hey!
Ohhh
Ahhh
Ooh yeah daddy…
*Sweaty testicle banging on sweaty pussy* ooooOoOOooOoh Daddy harder faster better stronger. Dirty domination daddy oooOoOoooOooOOooOoh daddy yes.
Hey!
Ohhh
Ahhh
Ooh yeah daddy…
*Sweaty testicle banging on sweaty pussy* ooooOoOOooOoh Daddy harder faster better stronger. Dirty domination daddy oooOoOoooOooOOooOoh daddy yes.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 14, 2022
Jules: Dad, have you seen my phone?
Me: Come in my room, it might be anywhere...
Jules: Ok!
Later...
(Muffled) Dad stop i'm only 15.
Me: That's what she said, and that's what you're 'bout to say soon...
Jules: What?
Me: *lip bites naughtily*
Jules: OoooOooOOOooh daddy yes! Give it to me! Gimme the ol' wish-wosh
Me: Come in my room, it might be anywhere...
Jules: Ok!
Later...
(Muffled) Dad stop i'm only 15.
Me: That's what she said, and that's what you're 'bout to say soon...
Jules: What?
Me: *lip bites naughtily*
Jules: OoooOooOOOooh daddy yes! Give it to me! Gimme the ol' wish-wosh
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 08, 2022
A boat of wonders...
Many...
Many...
Wonders...
Have you ever wanted to know the feeling of cumming in your daughter's ass in the middle of a tropical rainforest filled with dinosaurs that wear armor?
No?
Just me? Ok then.
But with the monthly subscription of $999999999 dollars, go through a custom adventure.
Yeah! You flaming bullshit.
Many...
Many...
Wonders...
Have you ever wanted to know the feeling of cumming in your daughter's ass in the middle of a tropical rainforest filled with dinosaurs that wear armor?
No?
Just me? Ok then.
But with the monthly subscription of $999999999 dollars, go through a custom adventure.
Yeah! You flaming bullshit.
Hey man have you seen my wonderboat.
Jake from Statefarm: Nah what for?
I wanna know the experience of cumming in my daughters ass in the middle of a rainforest filled with dinosaurs wearing armor.
Jake from statefarm: What the fuck?
Jake from Statefarm: Nah what for?
I wanna know the experience of cumming in my daughters ass in the middle of a rainforest filled with dinosaurs wearing armor.
Jake from statefarm: What the fuck?
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 28, 2022