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by ☆★Midas★☆ August 2, 2023
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by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022
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This effect only works for 24 hours after the summoning and you can only do this once a year no exceptions.
This effect only works for 24 hours after the summoning and you can only do this once a year no exceptions.
Jeremiah: Hey why is that nigga crying?
Jayda: oh he missed October 26th and his anime waifu wasnt there to please his gay ass.
Jayda: oh he missed October 26th and his anime waifu wasnt there to please his gay ass.
by ☆★Midas★☆ October 26, 2022
Get the October 26th mug.A total asshole, they always have to have a damn opinion, they always have a fucking opinion. Mostly against the Americans with the stupid "Oooh they're fatasses 'cuz they are in the United States!". You do not deserve to be in this situation, he's a humongous dipshit who can go up Satan's flaming arsehole.
Totem_pole: Haha Americans use the word "ass" because their retarded fatasses can't say arse correctly.
Me: Well yo ass can't shut the fuck up because YOUR know it all smartass is full of shit!
Totem_poledancerthatsugly: Haha shit-sagging American suck my dick!
Me: No you fuckwit! I'm European. I mean... crikey! Seems like YOU'VE been the one stacking on all the maccas!
Totem_shit: What?
Me: I hope you get bitten in the leg by a kangaroo!
Me: Well yo ass can't shut the fuck up because YOUR know it all smartass is full of shit!
Totem_poledancerthatsugly: Haha shit-sagging American suck my dick!
Me: No you fuckwit! I'm European. I mean... crikey! Seems like YOU'VE been the one stacking on all the maccas!
Totem_shit: What?
Me: I hope you get bitten in the leg by a kangaroo!
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 27, 2022
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I went to venus to get a bigger penis, you need to sit over there because you're ugly as fucking shit.
I went to venus to get a bigger penis, you need to sit over there because you're ugly as fucking shit.
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 29, 2022
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That’s what a sweaty domination is…
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That’s what a sweaty domination is…
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022
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by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022
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