☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

ass thrust

Pelvic thrusting, but obviously backward.

She bent down to turn on the nintendo switch and before she knew it, she was ass thrusting on her cousin's dinger.

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 8, 2021

Poop thrust

A person who is capable of thrusting backward so hard, they rocket-launch all the shit out their anus.

Guy 1: Hmph Hrrmph
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 8, 2021

boys go to jupiter

Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to collage to get more knowledge.

"Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to collage to get more knowledge."? Guess what you imbred-looking sexist bitch.
I went to venus to get a bigger penis, you need to sit over there because you're ugly as fucking shit.

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 29, 2022

Yeah I’m into bdsm…

Big ducks such as mallards.

Yeah I’m into bdsm…

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 31, 2022

Nigga

Black, negro. Badass.

There are 30 hot niggas fucking me.

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 3, 2022

April 4th

National fuck your wife day!
Fuck your wife while playing Pokémon GO.

I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 3, 2022

Marigold Cum

Golden sticky liquid that comes out of my wife when I fuck her, it tastes like bodily fluid.

I fucked marigold and got Marigold Cum!

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 18, 2022