☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Wanna see something stupid?

Green Cyanide guy gets launched at wall, filled with gasoline, matchstick put in mouth, launched at another wall, gets head sliced off, gets head sliced off, gets head kicked onto table and explodes on other yellow cyanide guy.

Hey wanna SEE something STUPID?
Yeah no... I'm pretty busy right now just give me a sec-
*STUPID*
BAM!
Ahhhh!!
Pretty stupid huh...?
Ahhh what the fu-

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

mario singing amogus drip

A viral video on the internet with 323k views, shocasing an edit of marios voice singing amogus.

Hello it's a me Maaaaa rio. It's a me aahuaayeee, Aaaahahaaahahahaaa!!!
Okie Dokie let's-a-go, Maaario. Soo long gay bowserrrr eee, Aaaahaahahahahaaa.
Me: Bro check out "Mario singing Amogus drip 10 hour loop."

Rahmõnd: Why don't you stop listening to amogus drip and start getting some fucking bitches to drink some pussy drip.

Me: Motherfucking... The chances of me killing you are low.. but never zero

Rahmond The Racist: Yeah?

Me: Unlike your adoption certificate.

Rahmõnd: Oh noooooooooo
Rahmond

Raymond: Thank you I'm not a beaner anymore.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 1, 2022

😦

An emoji that looks like Walter White crying…

Yeah… you will never see this the 😦 as the same again…

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022

Marigold Cum

Golden sticky liquid that comes out of my wife when I fuck her, it tastes like bodily fluid.

I fucked marigold and got Marigold Cum!

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 18, 2022

1

Single.
Alone.
By self.

There was 1 man in the house.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

afterwork blast

The act of getting home from a long day of work and fucking your wife right after with your clothes on and your dick ripping out your pants. And your shoes on too.

Hey gurl Im home wanna fuck
Oh yes daddy yessssss

Oh yeah baby givvvv me an afterwork blast *moan*

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022