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National bring your favorite anime character to life and fuck them in the ass day!
This effect only works for 24 hours after the summoning and you can only do this once a year no exceptions.
This effect only works for 24 hours after the summoning and you can only do this once a year no exceptions.
Jeremiah: Hey why is that nigga crying?
Jayda: oh he missed October 26th and his anime waifu wasnt there to please his gay ass.
Jayda: oh he missed October 26th and his anime waifu wasnt there to please his gay ass.
by ☆★Midas★☆ October 26, 2022
Get the October 26th mug.Jules: Dad, have you seen my phone?
Me: Come in my room, it might be anywhere...
Jules: Ok!
Later...
(Muffled) Dad stop i'm only 15.
Me: That's what she said, and that's what you're 'bout to say soon...
Jules: What?
Me: *lip bites naughtily*
Jules: OoooOooOOOooh daddy yes! Give it to me! Gimme the ol' wish-wosh
Me: Come in my room, it might be anywhere...
Jules: Ok!
Later...
(Muffled) Dad stop i'm only 15.
Me: That's what she said, and that's what you're 'bout to say soon...
Jules: What?
Me: *lip bites naughtily*
Jules: OoooOooOOOooh daddy yes! Give it to me! Gimme the ol' wish-wosh
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 7, 2022
Get the Wish-Wosh mug.Ok you ever read that book of captain underpants where they went to an alternate world? Yeah, like that, so, there is this dumbass scientist who sucks shit at alchemy and other things that reqiure at least 1 brain cell. And this smartass fucktard who has to follow this white wigga down the road as a human shield.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022
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*Foot licking* Oooh yes daddy lick me clean.
*Salty sex sounds* oooooOoOooOooOoh
That’s what a sweaty domination is…
*Foot licking* Oooh yes daddy lick me clean.
*Salty sex sounds* oooooOoOooOooOoh
That’s what a sweaty domination is…
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022
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I went to venus to get a bigger penis, you need to sit over there because you're ugly as fucking shit.
I went to venus to get a bigger penis, you need to sit over there because you're ugly as fucking shit.
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 29, 2022
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by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022
Get the 4 mug.The act of getting home from a long day of work and fucking your wife right after with your clothes on and your dick ripping out your pants. And your shoes on too.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022
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