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National feet pic day, send a feet pic to anyone! Family, friends, etc! Just do it in a manner where they send a dick pic back!
by ☆★Midas★☆ August 2, 2023
Get the August The 2ndmug. Dude 1: Hey wanna see livepool?
Dude 2: Hey wanna go on urbandictionary.com and see Pterodactyl543?
Dude 1: Yea
Dude 2: Hey wanna go on urbandictionary.com and see Pterodactyl543?
Dude 1: Yea
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022
Get the Pterodactyl543mug. by ☆★Midas★☆ February 5, 2022
Get the willie2024mug. Marigold barged into her daughters room, she asked if she was horny, she said "what?". She began to strip Jules and rubbed her vagina into her's. The two scissored for a while, but then tthey both seemed to touch eachothers G-Spot, "Oh, Faster" Jules said. Marigold was also cumming. The white slippery cum came out of Jules tattoed vagina, but then Midas walked in, he was instantly aroused, then they had a threesome with their daughter, sweet home Marigolds Saladabama!
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 26, 2022
Get the Marigolds Saladmug. A boat of wonders...
Many...
Many...
Wonders...
Have you ever wanted to know the feeling of cumming in your daughter's ass in the middle of a tropical rainforest filled with dinosaurs that wear armor?
No?
Just me? Ok then.
But with the monthly subscription of $999999999 dollars, go through a custom adventure.
Yeah! You flaming bullshit.
Many...
Many...
Wonders...
Have you ever wanted to know the feeling of cumming in your daughter's ass in the middle of a tropical rainforest filled with dinosaurs that wear armor?
No?
Just me? Ok then.
But with the monthly subscription of $999999999 dollars, go through a custom adventure.
Yeah! You flaming bullshit.
Hey man have you seen my wonderboat.
Jake from Statefarm: Nah what for?
I wanna know the experience of cumming in my daughters ass in the middle of a rainforest filled with dinosaurs wearing armor.
Jake from statefarm: What the fuck?
Jake from Statefarm: Nah what for?
I wanna know the experience of cumming in my daughters ass in the middle of a rainforest filled with dinosaurs wearing armor.
Jake from statefarm: What the fuck?
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022
Get the Wonderboatmug. A total asshole, they always have to have a damn opinion, they always have a fucking opinion. Mostly against the Americans with the stupid "Oooh they're fatasses 'cuz they are in the United States!". You do not deserve to be in this situation, he's a humongous dipshit who can go up Satan's flaming arsehole.
Totem_pole: Haha Americans use the word "ass" because their retarded fatasses can't say arse correctly.
Me: Well yo ass can't shut the fuck up because YOUR know it all smartass is full of shit!
Totem_poledancerthatsugly: Haha shit-sagging American suck my dick!
Me: No you fuckwit! I'm European. I mean... crikey! Seems like YOU'VE been the one stacking on all the maccas!
Totem_shit: What?
Me: I hope you get bitten in the leg by a kangaroo!
Me: Well yo ass can't shut the fuck up because YOUR know it all smartass is full of shit!
Totem_poledancerthatsugly: Haha shit-sagging American suck my dick!
Me: No you fuckwit! I'm European. I mean... crikey! Seems like YOU'VE been the one stacking on all the maccas!
Totem_shit: What?
Me: I hope you get bitten in the leg by a kangaroo!
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 27, 2022
Get the Totem_polemug. Jules: Dad, have you seen my phone?
Me: Come in my room, it might be anywhere...
Jules: Ok!
Later...
(Muffled) Dad stop i'm only 15.
Me: That's what she said, and that's what you're 'bout to say soon...
Jules: What?
Me: *lip bites naughtily*
Jules: OoooOooOOOooh daddy yes! Give it to me! Gimme the ol' wish-wosh
Me: Come in my room, it might be anywhere...
Jules: Ok!
Later...
(Muffled) Dad stop i'm only 15.
Me: That's what she said, and that's what you're 'bout to say soon...
Jules: What?
Me: *lip bites naughtily*
Jules: OoooOooOOOooh daddy yes! Give it to me! Gimme the ol' wish-wosh
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 7, 2022
Get the Wish-Woshmug.