☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

🧡

Meaning in love with somebody, but not enough to want to fuck them and/or be fucked by them. And/or meaning because gay people exist SMH.

Me: Hey there’s Alyssa, my crush!
Joseph: Why don’t you ask her out to sex?
Me: Well… I don’t love love her… only a little bit.
Joseph: Whuddup baby girl?
Her: 🧡
Me: Lol she actually doesn’t want to get fucked by you! Lol 😂!
Her: *comes up to me* ❤️
Me: 🖕😎👌

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022

6

Cubed x 3.
3 x 2.
Hexed.
Hexagon.

There are 6 fingers in my vagina.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 26, 2022

chocolate shitty iphone charger

The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.

Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022

Wanna see something stupid?

Green Cyanide guy gets launched at wall, filled with gasoline, matchstick put in mouth, launched at another wall, gets head sliced off, gets head sliced off, gets head kicked onto table and explodes on other yellow cyanide guy.

Hey wanna SEE something STUPID?
Yeah no... I'm pretty busy right now just give me a sec-
*STUPID*
BAM!
Ahhhh!!
Pretty stupid huh...?
Ahhh what the fu-

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

Marigold Cum

Golden sticky liquid that comes out of my wife when I fuck her, it tastes like bodily fluid.

I fucked marigold and got Marigold Cum!

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 18, 2022

mario singing amogus drip

A viral video on the internet with 323k views, shocasing an edit of marios voice singing amogus.

Hello it's a me Maaaaa rio. It's a me aahuaayeee, Aaaahahaaahahahaaa!!!
Okie Dokie let's-a-go, Maaario. Soo long gay bowserrrr eee, Aaaahaahahahahaaa.
Me: Bro check out "Mario singing Amogus drip 10 hour loop."

Rahmõnd: Why don't you stop listening to amogus drip and start getting some fucking bitches to drink some pussy drip.

Me: Motherfucking... The chances of me killing you are low.. but never zero

Rahmond The Racist: Yeah?

Me: Unlike your adoption certificate.

Rahmõnd: Oh noooooooooo
Rahmond

Raymond: Thank you I'm not a beaner anymore.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 1, 2022

😦

An emoji that looks like Walter White crying…

Yeah… you will never see this the 😦 as the same again…

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022