☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

If your girlfriend has...

...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.

Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.

Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...

Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH

Me: *cums*

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022

fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022

My name is...

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.

My name is... big fat mama llama.

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 27, 2022

Pterodactyl543

The guy on urban dictionary who just got his posts up.
Otherwise known as me.

Dude 1: Hey wanna see livepool?
Dude 2: Hey wanna go on urbandictionary.com and see Pterodactyl543?
Dude 1: Yea

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022

Marigolds Salad

The act of Marigold rubbing her pussy against her daughter's, (Jules).

Marigold barged into her daughters room, she asked if she was horny, she said "what?". She began to strip Jules and rubbed her vagina into her's. The two scissored for a while, but then tthey both seemed to touch eachothers G-Spot, "Oh, Faster" Jules said. Marigold was also cumming. The white slippery cum came out of Jules tattoed vagina, but then Midas walked in, he was instantly aroused, then they had a threesome with their daughter, sweet home Marigolds Saladabama!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 26, 2022

Wonderboat

A boat of wonders...

Many...

Many...
Wonders...

Have you ever wanted to know the feeling of cumming in your daughter's ass in the middle of a tropical rainforest filled with dinosaurs that wear armor?

No?

Just me? Ok then.

But with the monthly subscription of $999999999 dollars, go through a custom adventure.

Yeah! You flaming bullshit.

Hey man have you seen my wonderboat.

Jake from Statefarm: Nah what for?

I wanna know the experience of cumming in my daughters ass in the middle of a rainforest filled with dinosaurs wearing armor.

Jake from statefarm: What the fuck?

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

sweaty domination

Read “Dirty Domination”, okay? But with a boob, stomach, penis, balls, vagina, ass, foot fetish…

Marigold: Honey I’m home! Ahhh what are you doing?
*Foot licking* Oooh yes daddy lick me clean.
*Salty sex sounds* oooooOoOooOooOoh

That’s what a sweaty domination is…

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022