☆★Midas★☆'s definitions
The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.
Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

When you relieve yourself from constipation by shitting. And the shit log is so big that it penetrates your ass.
Me: OoooOOOooh yeah I dropped a heavy payload.
Marigold: what the fuck?
Me: That shit was so fucking huge… I saw it going through my stomach!
Marigold: That… probably felt kinda gay ngl.
Me: Yeah I just got my ass penetrated by a gay poo…
Marigold: what the fuck?
Me: That shit was so fucking huge… I saw it going through my stomach!
Marigold: That… probably felt kinda gay ngl.
Me: Yeah I just got my ass penetrated by a gay poo…
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022

The third guy shouted out in Dobe Johnson’s video.
You would know by now if your brain was dirtier than a sweaty girl’s boobs.
You would know by now if your brain was dirtier than a sweaty girl’s boobs.
HACKDUDES69
by ☆★Midas★☆ October 25, 2022

The act of getting home from a long day of work and fucking your wife right after with your clothes on and your dick ripping out your pants. And your shoes on too.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022
