garbage hand

When you stick your hand in between your naked asscheeks and rip ass, causing your asscheeks to jiggle all your assham on your hand.

Bro I got a garbage hand wanna smell it?
Bro?
Where'd you go?
Dude...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 22, 2022

Marigold

That sexy ass bitch from the recently dead game fortnite. She was added in ch2s5, her face is hard to remember but she'll fukin' make you hard.

Kiy: Look bro I got the new marigold skin for 19 dollars!
Raymond: I guess we're actually buying women now...

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 11, 2022

alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.

Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 02, 2022

Dirty Domination

When a couple has sex right after at least one of them just came home without getting a chance to take a shower. Dirty only meaning sweaty, but if you have a boob, stomach, penis, balls, vagina, ass, or foot fetish, then it’s just a sweaty domination, don’t forget not to mix the 2.

Marigold: Honey I’m home! Ahhh… what are you doing???
Hey!
Ohhh
Ahhh
Ooh yeah daddy…
*Sweaty testicle banging on sweaty pussy* ooooOoOOooOoh Daddy harder faster better stronger. Dirty domination daddy oooOoOoooOooOOooOoh daddy yes.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 14, 2022

My name is...

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.

My name is... big fat mama llama.

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022

6

Cubed x 3.
3 x 2.
Hexed.
Hexagon.

There are 6 fingers in my vagina.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 27, 2022

Wish-Wosh

The act of gaining a sexy lassie's trust only to give'r the ol' "quarter pounder with balls".

Jules: Dad, have you seen my phone?
Me: Come in my room, it might be anywhere...
Jules: Ok!
Later...
(Muffled) Dad stop i'm only 15.
Me: That's what she said, and that's what you're 'bout to say soon...
Jules: What?
Me: *lip bites naughtily*
Jules: OoooOooOOOooh daddy yes! Give it to me! Gimme the ol' wish-wosh

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 08, 2022