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Real Definition

Top 10 hardest things
1. Finding a real definition on Urban Dictionary
It's fucking impossible, you can't look up a real definition on this site here.

Guy 1: I have spent 48 hours of my life trying to search for a Real Definition on urbandictionary.com
Guy 2: Did you find one?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Damn, it must be very hard!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large

When your so god damn too fucking bored you end up breaking Urban dictionary and end up getting this on your screen.

Guy 1: I just got this message on my screen when typing qeqtyhreuyvyasujicdfvdsucaijxoscndbvhsnciamxc smcdkmvemkv cmsdfk vfb vbndfdnfbndfkmbkdmkdfgkmbgkdmfgkdmgkdmkgmfa,sfsf,sofodg,sof,sfoofofofd *whatever.* it says: Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large
Guy 2: oh... you're so bored you broke it!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 7, 2021

9999

this is the year when the universe just doesn't exist. it just doesn't. nothing exists anymore. even me- +_F_FGdsgogeeo-se-awf-goaw-g_SI)FDGISOGGIoeiw9gsASFMKgskgmi AAAH -not existing anymore-

The year is 9999, and it is the year that YOU SHOULD FUCKING STOP SEARCHING UP THE YEARS

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 27, 2021

when the impostor is not sus

wait, WHAT THE F***

Guy 1: when the impostor is not sus
Guy 2: not funny didnt laugh

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 6, 2021

Guy 5

Who's Guy 5? I don't see him anywhere on the internet.....
I don't know what to define for this word....
What is that sound? uhh oh, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAA_----- GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5

Guy 1: Somewhere, I'm hearing voices in my head..
Guy 2: What do they say?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5

Guy 2: Just keep them out of your mind. It will stop.
*5 hours later....*
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5
*A door opens.*
Guy 2: Hey! Woah, what happened to you?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2....
Guy 2: Yo, you performing a ritual for your religion?
Guy 1: Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2.....
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
*Guy 2 taps Guy 1.*
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guy 2: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*The end.*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

2059

It is time to STOP LOOKING UP THE YEARS! I, BORROWED the time machine from the last guy who stole the time machine and smashed it so that we can't TRAVEL ANY MORE!!

Guy 1: What will happen in 2059?
Guy 2: The universe may not exist.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: Or ROBOTIC OVERLORDS WILL TAKE OVER OUR WORLD!!
Guy 2: Or we will have a futuristic city!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 28, 2021

Lag

An occurance that happens when one or more's internet connection is slow.
This causes the person's input to be unresponsive than normal.
This causes the following symptoms:
Rage-inducing hair-loss
Smashing of computer
Extreme language
Heart attacks
Hitreg issues
Suicidal thoughts
Depression

Guy 1: I am winning!
Guy 1: Wait, that shot did not register!
Guy 1: IM HAVING LAG!
Guy 1: *died*
Guy 1: aa..... aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *SMASHING KEYBOARD AND COMPUTER*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 10, 2021