Rapest Beard

The sort if scraggly, unkempt facial hair you get if you neglect shaving for a week or so. typically too short to be considered a legitimate beard, this may or may not include a molester mustache.
When Chris got back from vacation he had the sickest rapest beard.
by Ümbra May 25, 2004
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two finger surprise

a very condescending, swift back-handed strick to the temple using one's middle and index fingers. this strike is only to be used in retaliation to isolence or in response to some loser trying to act clever. additionally it should never be used as a threat, like pulling back your fist to threaten a punch... it must be quick, methodical, unexpected, and impulsive.
Chris was being a douche so i gave him a two finger surprise.

...that sounds dirty...
by Ümbra May 27, 2004
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endo

1. Marijuana

2. Endocet - a pill similar to Percocet

3. A bike trick as defined below
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2. eddie took 6 endos and was freaking out.

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by Ümbra January 12, 2005
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Rush

a term for the hole in the side of a bowl used to fill the pipe with smoke.

synonymous with carb
bob was looking to buy a pipe, but did not because none of them had a rush
by Ümbra July 19, 2004
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whifferdil

an extremely offensive and insulting term used on anyone acting like an idiot. this term is so insulting that the only proper response would be a swift two finger surprise.

origin: unknown; but entirely unrelated to the aviation term.
Pando stop being such a fuckin whifferdil.
by Ümbra May 27, 2004
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Reagan Youth

an INCREDIBLE political punk band formed in New York in the 1970's, by David "Insurgent" Rubinstein and Paul Bakija. They were Anarchist peace-punk whose songs often contained ironic and satirical messages regarding government and society. Reagan Youth broke up in the late 80's, after tension from touring and drug abuse... the break up was made official when Ronald Reagan left the White House. Thought they only released one album during the time they were a band, their influence on punk is undeniable.


in 1993 after many years of battling drug addiction and the sudden loss of his mother to a car accident and girlfriend to notorious serial killer Joel Rifkin, David Insurgent committed suicide.
Reagan Youth had a tremendious influence on punk rock.
by Ümbra August 14, 2004
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ghetto blaster

The term for the sort of low quality smoking device one is sometimes forced to make when one wants to smoke but has no pipe. ghetto blasters are often made from plastic bottles and tin foil, as well as a whole host of other random materials (a snorkel and an avocado, for instance)

entomologically, it's origin comes from the term for a low quality stereo... it is used by white kids in an effort to sound cooler by using terms that make them sound like they are from the streets.
1. "ghetto blaster" is a very stupid term that i hate, but everyone in my town insists on using it

2. aw maaan... you didn't bring a pipe?! guess we're gonna have to make a ghetto blaster.
by Ümbra August 14, 2004
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