Rapest Beard

The sort if scraggly, unkempt facial hair you get if you neglect shaving for a week or so. typically too short to be considered a legitimate beard, this may or may not include a molester mustache.

When Chris got back from vacation he had the sickest rapest beard.

by Ümbra May 25, 2004

two finger surprise

a very condescending, swift back-handed strick to the temple using one's middle and index fingers. this strike is only to be used in retaliation to isolence or in response to some loser trying to act clever. additionally it should never be used as a threat, like pulling back your fist to threaten a punch... it must be quick, methodical, unexpected, and impulsive.

Chris was being a douche so i gave him a two finger surprise.

...that sounds dirty...

by Ümbra May 27, 2004

endo

1. Marijuana

2. Endocet - a pill similar to Percocet

3. A bike trick as defined below

1. -

2. eddie took 6 endos and was freaking out.

3. -

by Ümbra January 12, 2005

F.W.T.

"Fuck Word Trade"

For your listening pleasure...
Fuck World Trade!

Scabies and metalheads
born in the gutter
and chained to the radiator of a squat basement for 16 years
we are proud to announce a triumphant return
the thunderous cacophony
the crack rock steady beat!

The skewed development policies kill people everyday and they keep us so hypnotized that even though its right infront of our eyes we dont see it, World trade is a death machine...

by Ümbra September 10, 2004

Rush

a term for the hole in the side of a bowl used to fill the pipe with smoke.

synonymous with carb

bob was looking to buy a pipe, but did not because none of them had a rush

by Ümbra July 19, 2004

whifferdil

an extremely offensive and insulting term used on anyone acting like an idiot. this term is so insulting that the only proper response would be a swift two finger surprise.

origin: unknown; but entirely unrelated to the aviation term.

Pando stop being such a fuckin whifferdil.

by Ümbra May 27, 2004

Reagan Youth

an INCREDIBLE political punk band formed in New York in the 1970's, by David "Insurgent" Rubinstein and Paul Bakija. They were Anarchist peace-punk whose songs often contained ironic and satirical messages regarding government and society. Reagan Youth broke up in the late 80's, after tension from touring and drug abuse... the break up was made official when Ronald Reagan left the White House. Thought they only released one album during the time they were a band, their influence on punk is undeniable.


in 1993 after many years of battling drug addiction and the sudden loss of his mother to a car accident and girlfriend to notorious serial killer Joel Rifkin, David Insurgent committed suicide.

Reagan Youth had a tremendious influence on punk rock.

by Ümbra August 14, 2004