Definitions by [insert letter spam here]

cold water 

something that is best when drank at 3am

person 1: *drinking cold water at 3am*

cold water by [insert letter spam here] December 10, 2021

bread

something you should not teleport

jimmy: hey bill
bill: *teleporting bread*
jimmy: NO DONT TELEPORT THE BREAD

bread by [insert letter spam here] December 10, 2021

Chris Pratt 

the guy who voices mario in the mario movie

Chris Pratt :its me, a mario

Chris Pratt by [insert letter spam here] November 8, 2021

FNAF3 

the game with spring boi william afton (non jimmy neutron version)

person 1: hey ever heard of FNAF3
person 2:no, but whos that
person 0:hello ive killed persons 11-49 and persons 51-999

FNAF3 by [insert letter spam here] May 31, 2021

loser

a person who looks up the definition for the word "loser"

person 1: hey man
person 2: y'know your a big loser

loser by [insert letter spam here] May 31, 2021

person ∞ 

the final person

person 1: hows it going
person 100000000000000000000000000: decent, but i wonder where person ∞ is
person ∞: hello, you have searched for me, now, its time to kill person 0 who will kill us all

person ∞ by [insert letter spam here] May 31, 2021

Doctor 

a doctor is a person who kills your ills by pills, and then kills you by his bills

person 1: hey buddy, i need some help, a doctor had just killed my ills thru pills then killed me with bills
person 2: i gotchu fam

Doctor by [insert letter spam here] February 17, 2021