3 definitions by $teve-0H
A Philosopher of Society who lives on a day to day struggle trying to figure out the true meaning of life. Cursed around Ignorance among an oppressed race yet still manages to hustle hard in Major US cities like New York, Los Angeles, Atlanta, Miami, Chicago, and Houston while finding time to have taste for beauties of the world including 90's model Chevys, Sexy hazzled eyed redbones, and hip hop music with plenty orchestra in the background.
by $teve-0H May 2, 2010
E ntitled W hite W omen. These are the main social justice warriors that are literally unraveling the fabric of society as we know it. They are America's number one victim since wealthy White men have moved on to Asian women. These GOLD DIGGERS are known to create hostile working environments, homes, and public events. They major in worthless degrees like lesbian celtic poetry and spend their youth cocaine binging and fornicating profusely. After Daddy buys them a clean slate, EWWs still know little to nothing about responsibility and/or work ethic. They will WILLINGLY meet some creepy, horny old guy in a HOTEL room to "further their career" and cry RAPE if he ask her for a favor which is highly unusual judging her past sexcapades. When they evolve into full blown Fatties they become insanely volatile. They will spam the hec out of words like Double Expresso Maca Frama Lama Moca Coffee, Yoga class , Dog, and last but not least SEXUAL HARRASSMENT. Ultimately, EWWs will destroy any man of color's life if you are stupid enough to date them. They all have their Masters in Manipulation so you have been warned.
Brandon text: Yo, Doug. I'm here inside that new club they opened up in Downtown.
Doug text: Oh, cool. OMW now. just streaming through the traffic. Any hot chicks?
Brandon text: A few. It's mostly EWW in here though.
Doug text: EWW?! Dude, get out off there while you still have your freedom!
Brandon text: Too late... I already have 4 sexual harassment allegations, 3 yoga classes scheduled, 2 dog sitting days, and a Mocha frap because I refused teaaa!
Doug text: Oh, cool. OMW now. just streaming through the traffic. Any hot chicks?
Brandon text: A few. It's mostly EWW in here though.
Doug text: EWW?! Dude, get out off there while you still have your freedom!
Brandon text: Too late... I already have 4 sexual harassment allegations, 3 yoga classes scheduled, 2 dog sitting days, and a Mocha frap because I refused teaaa!
by $teve-0H November 12, 2019
Most believe that it comes from the Curse of Ham...Others believe it is the lack of knowledge and education inside the Black Communities...The word is derived from manditory greed and selfishness instead of selflessness..Concentrated areas with African Americans and heavy hopelessness to the point of laziness and irrational thought proccess leading to no greater progress and success....Examples of this would be as follows: Trash everywhere in the set environment including near sewage drains by homes, Having no interest in reading any books besides Sports Illustrated and Ebony,Believing the only way to "Getting Rich" is through activities that dont require much brain power like Music, Sports, and Drugs, Creating fixes for oneself including Drugs, Fancy Cars, and "spotlight" attire before having the proper financials, Always working against ones brother leading to "Crab in a Bucket" Theory, and still blaming the Caucasians for every problem or issue that happens in there lives.
The Boondocks is an awesome example of the Coonery Curse.
Steve-OH: Man my dude there is other ways to use your time rather than watching another nigga floss his money on these music videos
Darren: Yea true but this is all I know and I have the white man to blame for it taking me out the hot jungle for this cold climate...We Some tropical people!
Steve-OH: Don't you want to break this coon curse and make ya family happy while making something of yourself?
Darren: Yea nigga im all about that money my boy...I figure if I rob me a couple of niggas, steal me a fresh Comaro to put rims on, sell crack to the bumbs, pimp a couple of these sistahs out, and stay steady lookin clean in my clothes, I'll be at the top in no time....
Steve-OH: Man my dude there is other ways to use your time rather than watching another nigga floss his money on these music videos
Darren: Yea true but this is all I know and I have the white man to blame for it taking me out the hot jungle for this cold climate...We Some tropical people!
Steve-OH: Don't you want to break this coon curse and make ya family happy while making something of yourself?
Darren: Yea nigga im all about that money my boy...I figure if I rob me a couple of niggas, steal me a fresh Comaro to put rims on, sell crack to the bumbs, pimp a couple of these sistahs out, and stay steady lookin clean in my clothes, I'll be at the top in no time....
by $teve-0H August 14, 2010