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canadian girlfriend

When your buddy keeps saying he's got a girlfriend, but you never meet her. Imaginary girlfriend.
Vince: "Trevor, why haven't we met your girlfriend? You've been dating for over a year."
Trevor: "She's really busy."
Vince: "Oh, yeah, I forgot how busy Canadians can be."
Trevor: "What?"
Mike: "Vince is just saying you've got a Canadian girlfriend, that's all."
by M Digga August 16, 2006
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snakes on a plane

A simple existential observation that has the same meaning as "Whaddya gonna do?" or "Shit Happens". Taken from the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name, and immortilised by screenwriter Josh Friedman on his blog post of Wednesday, August 17, 2005.
Guy 1: (irate) Dude, you just ran into the back of my SUV!

Guy 2: (calm) Snakes on a plane man. Snakes on a plane.
by Case Smith September 9, 2005
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air rage

Venting anger by an airplane passenger on flight attendants and other passengers, caused by poor service, bad food, cramped seats, delays, etc.
After the plane sat on the tarmac for four hours, the flight attendants could do little to appease their passengers' air rage.
by Ben Frey April 5, 2006
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Beached

adj. To be so unresponsive, that one becomes almost like a beached whale. Largely due to excessive intake of alcohol or marijuana. See also hammered and blitzed.
Man 1: Hey, what did you do last night?
Man 2: Man, I got messed up pretty bad. I was just laying on my buddies couch staring at the people walking by. I guess you could say i was beached.
by retrokid23 April 15, 2006
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tool up

grab your pistol; get your gun.
by jgilla September 10, 2005
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pull shades

An attempt to conceal an indiscretion, as in pulling down a window shade so no one can see inside.
"No you won't pull shades, Miss Thing!" -- said to a woman on a diet who was caught sneaking chocolate.
by Jim M. August 3, 2006
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neg

(n.) shortened form of "negative", meaning not in the affirmative, in the converse, detrimental, or unfavorable.

negged (adv.) past-tense of neg, to have denied, refused, dismissed, shot down, et al.
1. On some sites that use ranking systems like E2, chronic lemurs should be able to be voted into neg status.

2. All the lame suggestions were immediately negged into oblivion.
by fugitive247 December 16, 2004
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