Urban Dictionary

The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.

To imbue with lasting vigor

Unidentified Drinking Injury

When one is drunk, one picks up random bruises, aches and pains. At worst, cuts an bruises too.

The national obsession with Senator Barack Obama

Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories.

Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to denote those things we burn as calories, so what the hell. Apparently metric prefixes are fucking scary.

Content is considered appropriate enough to be viewed by the general public of the facebook community i.e friends/significant others/family/coworkers without having to worry about explaining a sketchy situation

It's teabagging, but in video games. When playing online or split-screen in a First person shooter game, and you've just fragged someone, you walk over the opponent's digital carcass, and then press the crouch command repeatedly to embarass the victim while he or she respawns.

It is truly embarassing, and should only be done by professionals. This means you need to earn some respect before you teafrag somebody, or else you will face the wrath of the victim.