Urban Dictionary

When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.

A pronoun used in reference to oneself (synonym- me)

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.

Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.

The female equivalent of a cock block.

A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.

A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It builds up like a stalactite behind the wheel from dirty road slush being thrown up there and sticking. Also known in some quarters as a slurd.