zyxliah is the most swaggiest gamer girl that i have ever met. zyxliah is the smartest human and she is the most drippiest eshay drip master in the whole planet. she likes going on down to her local jd sport and picking up a pair of tns and a side bag. zyxliah is the ruler of all eshays and is so majestic she's basically a unicorn. i wish i could be more like zyxliah but she is just so unique you cant even get close to her. zyxliah is so cool i want to be like her when i turn 70.
person 1: i want to be more like zyxliah
person 2: who's zyxliah?
person 3: you don't no who zyxliah is?
person 2: no?
person 3: zyxliah is an eshay master you useless fuck.
by nooneimportantipromise February 8, 2021
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