Collective noun: Referring to a group of little people. (midgets for the uncouth). "A stumper of midgets"
A stumper of midgets jumped a tranny on the Jerry Springer show when she (he, it) told them size does matter.
by txxHKAGE7 October 30, 2010
by PocketWrap February 25, 2018
A woman so ugly that you would cut your arm off if she was sleeping on it so that you would not have to wake her up.
by JonnieC November 23, 2003
by Gablenn 1029 October 30, 2010
Stumper: someone who deliberatley tries to force another peron into an awkward situation; involving that second person's lack there of/ not existent intelligence.
Morgan: "I see you are reading a book marlene"
Marlene: "No Morgan. That's a picture frame. Nice one"
Morgan: "was that really necassary? God, you little stumper."
Marlene: "No Morgan. That's a picture frame. Nice one"
Morgan: "was that really necassary? God, you little stumper."
by alliyah_nor-nor May 10, 2009
Kel: Wow that mexican food last night sure did a number on me.
Jim: What do you mean?
Kel: Well, within minutes I was running to the bathroom and ended up clogging the toilet with a stumper dump
Jim: What do you mean?
Kel: Well, within minutes I was running to the bathroom and ended up clogging the toilet with a stumper dump
by binkel November 4, 2010
Slump stump(er); verb or noun, To Slump Stump; Slump Stumper.
Verb; the act of lowering your standards, (to 5/10 or lower) in a romantic relationship, with the sole purpose of getting out of a professional, emotional, or sexual slump.
Slump stumper; Noun; the recipient of the act of a slump stump.
Verb; the act of lowering your standards, (to 5/10 or lower) in a romantic relationship, with the sole purpose of getting out of a professional, emotional, or sexual slump.
Slump stumper; Noun; the recipient of the act of a slump stump.
Noun Usage,
Ex 1.a. Steven was in a slump for months, so he lowered his standards one night and found himself a real slump stumper. The following week, he hit 5 home runs at the baseball game.
Ex 1.b. Steve was in a slump, so he went out one night and hit a total 5.0 Slump Stumper
Verb Usage; Ex 2.a. ‘Buddy, you’ve a been real bummer, you need to go slump stumping and take down a slump stumper.
Ex.2.b John pulled a slump stump and he’s been a new man ever since!
Ex 1.a. Steven was in a slump for months, so he lowered his standards one night and found himself a real slump stumper. The following week, he hit 5 home runs at the baseball game.
Ex 1.b. Steve was in a slump, so he went out one night and hit a total 5.0 Slump Stumper
Verb Usage; Ex 2.a. ‘Buddy, you’ve a been real bummer, you need to go slump stumping and take down a slump stumper.
Ex.2.b John pulled a slump stump and he’s been a new man ever since!
by Cuatros Amigos October 20, 2018