Shlonger

An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.

Man, that dude Stephanie banged had a shlonger! That shit was like a third leg!

by AbradolfLincler May 16, 2016

Shlongered

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.

Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.

by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

shlonger donger

a mans manhood, his genetelia, his dick.

oh my god he hit me in the shlonger donger!

by chris robbinz January 22, 2007

Shlonger

Dick, penis

That's a small//big shlonger

by Jriejfkenglwnfkdmr September 6, 2017