The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.
Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.
Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.
Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.
by rogerthewhale January 16, 2013
Don't you misfire to fill me up
With the desire to carry on
Don't you know honey that love's a game
It's always hit or miss, so take your aim
Gotta hold on tight,
Shoot me out of sight
Don't you misfire to fill me up
With the desire to carry on
Your gun is loaded and pointed my way
There's only one bullet so don't delay
Gotta time it right
Fire me through the night
Come on, take your shot
Fire me higher
Don't you miss this time
Please don't misfire
With the desire to carry on
Don't you know honey that love's a game
It's always hit or miss, so take your aim
Gotta hold on tight,
Shoot me out of sight
Don't you misfire to fill me up
With the desire to carry on
Your gun is loaded and pointed my way
There's only one bullet so don't delay
Gotta time it right
Fire me through the night
Come on, take your shot
Fire me higher
Don't you miss this time
Please don't misfire
by TripleR_FEAD September 29, 2020
When you are jerking off to porn videos, and are past the point of no return for blowing your load, and the only thing on the screen is some dude's face instead of the chick who is supposed to be getting reamed.
I was in the middle of blowing my load when the only thing I could see in the video was some guy making a stupid face. Total Misfire.
by Smith Master August 31, 2009
by JohnPatrickMCP September 20, 2008
by Guang Hong-Qian June 15, 2016
When you're about to bust a nut and then the feeling suddenly vanishes with no cumshot with your dick going limp and forcing you to wait to get hard again
Guy 1: "I was about to shoot my load all over this slut, but I misfired and had to wait 15 minutes before we could resume!"
Guy 2: "Damn, that sucks, don't charge it up for too long next time!"
Guy 2: "Damn, that sucks, don't charge it up for too long next time!"
by Greenknight9000 March 17, 2020
Luigi’s side special has a small chance of an uncharged attack acting fully charged, likely leading to a kill confirm.
by Genevis April 21, 2020