an abreviation for: hate my life today

commonly used when you have had a shity day, week, or time
Person #1: WTF! You stole my Girlfriend! First you dis my mom, then you eat my potatoe, and now this?

Person #2: Sorry dude.

Person #1: H.M.L.T.!!!!!!!!!!
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