i looooooove chips ahoy
by someone who is something February 6, 2019
A girl getting simultaneously penetrated by two or more Chippendales dancers. This usually ends with ejaculation on either side of said girl's face.
by Ninjas of Love August 16, 2010
When you have a boner because you gotta take a piss but then you get offered a blowjob and obviously you can't refuse. Then instead of cumming in her mouth you piss in her mouth. Hell it's all the same to you right.
"Yo so last night I'm taking a shit when Jennifer comes in and just starts giving me a blumpkin but I had a hard on because I had to take a wee. So then instead of jizzing I pissed. It was a real chips ahoy she got pissed."
"your fucked up."
"your fucked up."
by cockcussion May 12, 2009
This phrase is used to give someone props, in a sarcastic manner. Kind of like saying "So,You want a cookie?"
John: I have 3 associates degree's 4 Bachelor's, 2 Masters and a PHD in Health.
Mark: Wow, you really need some Chips Ahoy!
Mark: Wow, you really need some Chips Ahoy!
by Mike Hatch September 20, 2006
Chips ahoy suck
by IHeartMickeyla December 4, 2022
When the chick has some shit in her ass and it rubs off on your dick and then you have vaginal intercourse. Then you punch her in the face to "Sing, Sing, sing".
by Quagledo December 7, 2006
by the real hunter moon January 14, 2018