A term coined by comedian/cult leader Chris D’Elia used to describe someone who is indescive about their mutual feelings with their lover/partner and seeks the help of others.
Hey dude. You’ve hung out with a girl 7 times and have never gotten your dick touched? Y’ibex.
Every time my buddy texts me and he tells me he’s not sure how this girl feels about him I fucking always send him a picture of an ibex on a wall because that’s what that motherfucker it is. As in, figure it out.
It’s been 8 weeks and you haven’t gotten to third base? Stop taking her to a movie....have a date at home. OR....y’ibex.
Every time my buddy texts me and he tells me he’s not sure how this girl feels about him I fucking always send him a picture of an ibex on a wall because that’s what that motherfucker it is. As in, figure it out.
It’s been 8 weeks and you haven’t gotten to third base? Stop taking her to a movie....have a date at home. OR....y’ibex.
by atruebaby November 3, 2017