A Xandaddy is a beautiful specimen from the plant Mars. Xandaddy’s are usually short, ranging from the height 3-5ft. If they say they are 5’0 they are probably lying. The cackle of the Xandaddy is commonly demonic. The being from Mars will have a high pitched voice but a deeply pitched burp.
“ Look at that short high pitched gremlin!” - Annabeth

“Wow that’s the prettiest Xandaddy I’ve ever seen!!” - Garlia
by philip girlboss August 12, 2021
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