Roxanne songs

Offense lyrics about the once beautiful name Roxanne chosen for your daughter who is now treated like a side chick, hoe, gold digger who only cares about herself and makeup...she is immediately told Roxannnnnnnnnnnnnne You don't have too....turn on the red llght ( that's a hooker light for when Roxanne's are up for sale) me thinks it is a red scarf laid over a light or a red glass fixture ect you get the picture. So if an attractive woman says her name is Roxanne please do not assume she is like the lyrics to these Roxanne wars with horrible boy bands like The Police where they ruin entire girl names like Titiana, Layla, California, Molly, Virginia, Gloria, Billy Jean, Diana, Betty, Dahlia, Eileen, Sherona, Stacy's Mom, Peggie Sue, Mrs.Robinson, Maggie May, Janie, ect.. Imagine what it is like to have an entire name ruined after you named your daughter which begs the question why there are no male names being ruined or used with negative images (oh they would like that...hmmm well that answers that question)

You: What's your name
me/ tired of Roxanne songs: Roxanne
You: Roxannnnnnnnnnne You don't have to turn on the red light...
me: I haven't heard that one yet
you: Really?
me: lol only everyday since 5th grade STOP!!!!!

and

You: what's your name?
Not in the mood me for listening to the Police song again/ Roxanne: Bertha
You: you don't look like a Bertha?
Not in the mood for listening to the Police song again/Roxanne: smiling Oh yeah smiling..(sorry Bertha's)

by roxbox007 January 23, 2020

You hate the song Roxanne by The Police?

I think I tried to post the lyrics here but it never went through, apparently…

You hate the song Roxanne by The Police?

by Death Menace December 20, 2022