M*A*S*H-turbating

Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.

Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."

Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."

by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012