H-ball

Slang your friend makes up for a drug to pretend they’ve done it before.

-“You guys wanna do H-ball?”
-“What the fuck are you talking about.”
-“Y’know, like (insert drug here).”
-“Nobody calls it that, Nathan.”

by OneHourLongJoke February 3, 2021

h-ball

A guy that stands on the side and pervs out, getting semis while watching girls from afar.

Hey Nate Dogg, what are you doing staring at that girl's butt and grunting? You're such an h-ball.

by Noamski May 13, 2006

Captain H-Ball

Any extremely intoxicated boat captain from a mix of cocaine, mushrooms and cheap beer.

Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.

by Captain Smoothwater September 2, 2022