A scuba Steve is the act of using a snorkel for sexual pleasure. The goggles are removed (or worn for enhanced breathing), and the breather tube is inserted up the vagina. The mouth piece is then inserted in the anus and a cycle of fart to queef results in a pulsating sensation giving the impression of cum inside and pull out repeatedly.
Rumours are that it allows one to breathe without the need for normal breathing and can be used under water.
Rumours are that it allows one to breathe without the need for normal breathing and can be used under water.
Hey Stacey are you coming out tonight? “Nah I’ve got a date with scuba Steve tonight, I’m practicing cyclic breathing”.
by Wom dog September 8, 2018
Scuba Steve: Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!
by bigexpert May 4, 2009
The traditional douchebag handshake, in which the the elbow is raised far above the ground and the hand is almost vertical, forcing the recipient to have to reach underneath.
by GLORP October 7, 2006
by davhol November 21, 2006
Don't be such a scuba steve.
by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010
The process of forcing ones self into a female's vagina head first until the entire body is engulfed within the vaginal area.
Chris, laughing with his friend in class, exclaimed, Oh man, I Scuba Steved the hell out of Christina last night!"
by Matt and Chris November 30, 2006
1. someone who fails chemistry on a daily basis.
2. Who who sails the 7 seas and then shits in your toilet.
3. One horny kid who wants Ms. Zatta's ass.
2. Who who sails the 7 seas and then shits in your toilet.
3. One horny kid who wants Ms. Zatta's ass.
by Callum January 10, 2005