2 definitions by bigexpert

Scuba Steve

A man like no other. A not so well known super hero. A man who possesses the ability to woo any woman. Appears in the movie 'Big Daddy'. This is one very unique individual. Believed to have originated from somewhere in England although historians are not sure of the exact wherabouts of origin of this speciman it is believed he currently resides in the humble village of clonlara county clare. Upon birth doctors predicted this phenomenon would well surpass 7 foot in height and achieve many great things.

The name scuba steve has also become a widely used term to describe a highly awkward situation, event or person.

Scuba is considered by many as a true king among men.

In recent times scuba steve has been described by many as irelands answer to Usain Bolt. Scuba steves coaches have boldly predicted that within 2 years he will have smashed usain bolts 100m and 200m records. There is no limit to his potential.

Catch phrases:
"so big"
"so cool"
"so fresh"
"to tesco"

Uses of a scuba steve:
reaching high objects
dictionary of strange information
Anti wall climbing
droping items
finding money saving deals

Also known as:

son of scuba sam
big s
so big
steve
stevie h
showard

Dude no. 1 trips over his own legs
Dude no. 2: "Damn you just did a scuba steve"

by bigexpert May 4, 2009

Scuba Steve

Also known as a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube-Man!

Scuba Steve: Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!

by bigexpert May 4, 2009