2 definitions by watching matchine

H!

extremely short for JESUS H CHRIST!!!! used only in situations of extreme discomfort or disbelief

man1: HOLY SHIT DUDE THERE GOES A FLYING COW!!!
man2: H!

todd: dude my balls hurt....can you feel them and tell me whats wrong?

alex: H!

by watching matchine August 28, 2007

scuze

as opposed to scuse this term is used only in mundane useless situations but require something being said. By definition scuze means "excuse me" but in actual use it becomes something totally different

driver: why do i hear kissing coming from the back seat?

..... (smooch, smooch)

driver: .....SCUZE!!!!
(bam hits a tree and kills everyone)!!!!! HAHA FUCK YOU<-god

man: yeah fucked samantha so hard last night!!!
girl: SCUZE!!!! (smack)

by watching matchine August 28, 2007