5 definitions by vbartilucci

Garbage Tour

The act of carrying a half-full garbage bag around your home, emptying wastebaskets into it to get a full bag

Honey, if I take the Garbage Tour will you throw it away?

by vbartilucci January 24, 2010

arachnassassin

Designated spider-killer in a home.

My wife can't stand bugs, so I am the house's arachnassassin.

by vbartilucci June 9, 2010

Specturn

To change sides in a debate, feud or political party. Usually used to refer to real-life events, as opposed to fictional. From the wrestling term "face/heel turn", where a wrestler suddenly becomes a good or bad guy

Ronald Reagan did a Specturn years before Arlen did when he went from Democrat to republican

by vbartilucci April 29, 2009

Three-Deeification

To convert a movie originally filmed in standard 2-D format to 3-D after the fact in the hopes of garnering more miraculous profits. Becoming more common with the current popularity and success of 3-D films.

The new science fiction movie is being delayed for Three-Deeification. Did they learn nothing from colorization?

by vbartilucci April 25, 2010

Weight-Watchers Crap

A bowel movement so large it results in a measurable reduction of your weight. The kind of movements people try to have just before weigh-in at a Weight-Watchers meeting.

Damn, I feel five pounds lighter, that was a real Weight-Watchers crap. Where's the scale?

by vbartilucci November 4, 2010