4 definitions by seoman
n. 1. Being forced into a function where you know that the entire event will revolve around dumb small talk no one cares about.
by seoman May 4, 2017
by seoman August 1, 2011
After a man hasn't had sex with his partner for a long enough period of time, he begins to start measuring how long it will be until the next time he has sex. A combination of sex and metric.
Once I realized how long it's been since we had sex, I started collecting the sextrics to figure out if this relationship was even worth it!
by seoman November 5, 2013
Inspired by the beautiful relationship shared by Dave Franco and Alison Brie, it's when two consenting adults both start shitting during a 69.
by seoman November 27, 2020