9 definitions by quagblar

velvet noodle

A noodle made from velvet

look at the velvet noodle

by quagblar March 3, 2007

Desert Bum

Derogatory word refering to some one of Arab heritage.

Fuck those Desert Bums.

by quagblar March 3, 2007

nimrod

A rod used to measure the oil level of the whatchamacallit

please check the nimrod

by quagblar March 3, 2007

Jewball

To give somebody an inadequate amount of something.

Hey man. Don't jewball me. There are plenty of mashed potatos.

by quagblar December 8, 2013

ball dyke

A word usually refering to a homosexual male

Look at that guy. He's a real Ball Dyke

by quagblar March 3, 2007

Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.

Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.

by quagblar December 9, 2013

Ashley Simpson

1. One who is a talentless hack.

2. Someone who only has a career in the entertainment industry because she shares the same last name as her sister.

This person sucks. looks like they pulled an Ashley Simpson.

by quagblar March 5, 2007