3 definitions by privatejoker85

forging billet

Euphemism meaning to hold in one's turd until it forms a solid softball size chunk against your rectum. Popular with the redneck/metalworker crowd.

Man, I can't wait to release chocolate bunnies into the wild, I've been forging billet for the last half hour.

by privatejoker85 November 11, 2009

casting billet

Euphemism meaning defecation. Popular with the redneck/metalworker crowd.

Man, that gordita went down easy. In about ten minutes I'll be sitting on the pot casting billet.

by privatejoker85 November 10, 2009

eye begging

When somebody is noticeably eyeing your food and then proceeds to make eye contact. this process may repeat itself several times until the offender is offered food.

Look at TJ back there eye begging my food, you would think the guy can't afford chicken.

by privatejoker85 January 6, 2010