4 definitions by jkbena612

Miley Circus

1. What will be left of Miley Cyrus after Disney drains her out like every one of the other Disney whores while she becomes a drug addicted slut: also see Vanessa Hudgens, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff.

2. What Miley Cyrus is NOW, a show, a joke.

Hey John, look, Miley Circus is back on TV again.
Oh what'd she do this time?
Says she raped a boy while snorting some coke.

Freakass Miley Circus.

by jkbena612 August 9, 2009

dirty clean version

This phrase is used to describe songs that have been edited to play for the radio, but still have words they bleep out. Dumb ploy by the music industry, but American parents are so crazy over "suggestive" things even when we are easily the most suggestive country on Earth.

Did you hear David Banner's song play? It's still a dirty clean version though. Even though everyone knows the dirty version is the better one.

by jkbena612 August 16, 2009

He went to Jared

An annoying phrase that will NOT catch on, so shut up.

On a poorly written commercial with bad actors...

Girlfran #1: OMG Gurrrl He went to Jared!
Girlfran #2: What?
Girlfran #1: Gurrrl! He went to Jared! He bought me diamonds!
Girlfran #2: Is that some attempted universal symbol for proposing? If it is then it's retarded and isn't going to catch on. In fact I doubt that people who actually got stuff from there say that. So shut up.
Girlfran #1: ...

by jkbena612 December 22, 2009

Just because.

'Cuz you could.

-Hitler! Why'd you kill all them Jews!
-Just because.

-George W. Bush! Why'd you start them wars?
-Just because.

-Obama! Why'd you win that election so easy?
-Just because.

by jkbena612 November 22, 2009