9 definitions by jiujitsujack
When in the morning after a great drinking session you have to shit but you cant squeeze it out cause you feel like your gonna puke if you try to. At least thats what i think it is cause thats what happened to me this morning
Guy # 1: Whats taking so long in there man?
Guy # 2: Dude if i squeeze this dump out i'm gonna hurl!
Guy # 1: Too much beer bro, your having a beer dump
Guy # 2: uhhhh!!! *puke splash*
Guy # 1: . . . . damn
Guy # 2: Dude if i squeeze this dump out i'm gonna hurl!
Guy # 1: Too much beer bro, your having a beer dump
Guy # 2: uhhhh!!! *puke splash*
Guy # 1: . . . . damn
by jiujitsujack August 23, 2009
by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009
I'm not putting a definition of MMA. I just wanted to say that Charley Bravo guy with the number 8 definition is fucking retarted and if he wants to see some MMA i'll gladly beat the shit out of him
Charley Bravo: MMA is poorly executed shit
Me: What motherfucker! What! (Huge kick to the head putting his lights out) What now bitch!
Me: What motherfucker! What! (Huge kick to the head putting his lights out) What now bitch!
by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009
-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things
-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit
-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off
-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit
-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off
by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009
I was about to nail this girl last night but when i pulled her panties off i could see that she had the heebe jeebes
by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009
-What complete douche bags refer to walmart as
-The destination of the griswald family in in a classic movie that everyone should see
-The destination of the griswald family in in a classic movie that everyone should see
by jiujitsujack August 27, 2009
Where you are now. a very entertaining and addictive website that can bring so many laughs. a place to waste your time. a place to go when your slacking off at work. a place to find very weird and creative sex positions.
by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009