17 definitions by jeru411
Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
by jeru411 May 29, 2013
A she-man with broad shoulders, popeye forearms, and veins sticking out of her 25" ankles... not the ideal body type for a woman.
by jeru411 August 26, 2008
To party with no inhibitions; i.e. unleash the beast. The phrase was originally made popular by the worst song of all time, "who let the dogs out?", but now is used mockingly.
by jeru411 May 27, 2011
"Want to go to the mall?" "Yeah, let's do the thing"
"That idling car is just beggin to be stolen, I need to hurry up and do the thing before the owner comes back out"
"That idling car is just beggin to be stolen, I need to hurry up and do the thing before the owner comes back out"
by jeru411 March 6, 2007
by jeru411 July 10, 2015
by jeru411 October 19, 2003
A play off the holiday "Cinco de Mayo", but is pretty much just an excuse to drink on the 5th day of every March. And after all, any excuse to drink is a good one.
Bob: "What are you going to do for Cinco de Marcho?"
Tony: "Same thing as you, go to the bar and get blacked out drunk!"
Tony: "Same thing as you, go to the bar and get blacked out drunk!"
by jeru411 March 3, 2010