7 definitions by itisathing
by itisathing April 26, 2015
An ancient art form practiced years ago, before the dawn of autotune. When artists had talent, and lyrics had meaning. When songs had more than 10 words, and the words were not "ass" related. Prophecy declares that unless the chosen-one revives this art form, in the future the Number 1 hit on Itunes will be the basketball buzzer sound.
by itisathing October 25, 2015
When you are very turned on( like u prob are right now) you're welcome.
They sat in the back of the movie theater. Jess began to message Jake's knee ever so slightly. His breathing quickened. Jake turned to Jess and whispered "you are making me so horny" Jess nodded and slid her hand up to his inner thigh and began to massage the huge bulge in his pants. Jake let out a moan. A woman sitting in front of them shooshed them. They had to be quiet. Jake slid his hand into Jess's jeans and felt her lacy black thong. She was so wet. Jake pushed his other hand up her shirt and unhooked her bra. Then he stroked, squeezed, and taunted her D cup breasts. She got down on her knees. Jake looked around worried that someone would see. They were focused on the screen. Jess pulled his pants and underwear to his knees. She stroked his inner thigh. Then rubbed his balls and placed the staff in her lips. She slid him in and sucked. He grabbed the seat and bit his lips. He squirmed and painted as she pleasured his parts until finally he exploded in her mouth. He decided to return the favor. This time Jake fell to his knees. He spread Jess's legs as wide as they could go and then pushed them wider. Then he fingered her pussy. She moaned quietly. He began to lick her clit and she gasped. He moved faster and fiercer until she grabbed him and screamed in orgasm. The movie goers looked for the commotion. Jake and Jess ran out of the theater.
They sat in the back of the movie theater. Jess began to message Jake's knee ever so slightly. His breathing quickened. Jake turned to Jess and whispered "you are making me so horny" Jess nodded and slid her hand up to his inner thigh and began to massage the huge bulge in his pants. Jake let out a moan. A woman sitting in front of them shooshed them. They had to be quiet. Jake slid his hand into Jess's jeans and felt her lacy black thong. She was so wet. Jake pushed his other hand up her shirt and unhooked her bra. Then he stroked, squeezed, and taunted her D cup breasts. She got down on her knees. Jake looked around worried that someone would see. They were focused on the screen. Jess pulled his pants and underwear to his knees. She stroked his inner thigh. Then rubbed his balls and placed the staff in her lips. She slid him in and sucked. He grabbed the seat and bit his lips. He squirmed and painted as she pleasured his parts until finally he exploded in her mouth. He decided to return the favor. This time Jake fell to his knees. He spread Jess's legs as wide as they could go and then pushed them wider. Then he fingered her pussy. She moaned quietly. He began to lick her clit and she gasped. He moved faster and fiercer until she grabbed him and screamed in orgasm. The movie goers looked for the commotion. Jake and Jess ran out of the theater.
by itisathing July 1, 2015
"love is, a homeless guy ... searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place." -Bo Burnham
by itisathing October 25, 2015
When a girl wants a boyfriend she'll remain single, but when she gives up on guys, a guy will ask her out.
Emma: I am so over guys! I give up! I'm going to focus on myself, and my work.
Sara: you're totally going to get boyfriend now, it's the Boyfriend Rule.
10 seconds later
Chad: Hey Emma, wanna go out with me?
Sara: you're totally going to get boyfriend now, it's the Boyfriend Rule.
10 seconds later
Chad: Hey Emma, wanna go out with me?
by itisathing October 25, 2015
by itisathing December 15, 2015
When a girl who used to have smaller boobs becomes a double d, but refuses to believe that and keeps trying to fit into Cs.
by itisathing April 10, 2014