12 definitions by derick nobcheese
A person that sticks to you like a annoying piece of shit that won't drop into the pan, even when you wiggle really hard. That you have to bounce on the toilet seat and clench your buttocks and open quick to hop fully let it go.
Derick: Sam fuck off why don't you!
Sam: What have I done?.......
Derick: Shagged my wife and sold the photo's on ebay©!!!
Sam: Can you forgive me?
Derick: FUCK off!!!
Sam: Go on...........
Derick: Fuck off you quackpot!!!!
Sam: What have I done?.......
Derick: Shagged my wife and sold the photo's on ebay©!!!
Sam: Can you forgive me?
Derick: FUCK off!!!
Sam: Go on...........
Derick: Fuck off you quackpot!!!!
by derick nobcheese August 24, 2004
by derick nobcheese December 5, 2003
Usually a person that floats around in the background and seems to hate anyone that has anything better than themselfs. This person usually looks retarded with larger than average sized head, funny eyes, so you can't tell if he looking at you or not, stupid BIG haircut and in the worse case scenario owns (or would like to own) a macintosh. This person won't get a job because he is scared of leaving his house. They are usually trekkies too. Anyone who say's anything indifferent to this persons' opinion is considered a twat, and should be cast away to never be seen again. This person also lies to people by saying he has "cancer" or "a member of the family has died", to try and win sympathy over them to get attention. They also think they are talented in there own field and if anyone is better they thinks it a person hatred towards them. They also have a very low personal hygiene and where the same clothes thoughout a week. Overall if you see anyone matching this discription stay clear of them because once you say hello to them or even noticing there existence, they will cling onto you like a quackpot and never leave you alone again.
Clive: Hay, (spasstard} I have bought a new AMD64 PC with 2GB broadband.
At this point spasstard is getting very pissed off and is picking up a knife.
Clive: Whats wrong mate?
Spasstard: You only bought that, because you know I only have a intel pentium 1 computer with windows 95.
Clive: No... I bought because I have a job and want to move on in life.
Spasstard: AAGGHH I hate you! You bastard!
Clive: Fuck Off you Spasstard.
At this point spasstard is getting very pissed off and is picking up a knife.
Clive: Whats wrong mate?
Spasstard: You only bought that, because you know I only have a intel pentium 1 computer with windows 95.
Clive: No... I bought because I have a job and want to move on in life.
Spasstard: AAGGHH I hate you! You bastard!
Clive: Fuck Off you Spasstard.
by derick nobcheese October 1, 2004
Its another one of those messenger acronym's like lol, PMSL and LMAO. It stands for:
Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down
Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down
by derick nobcheese October 6, 2006
by derick nobcheese November 7, 2003
A word that was made up when I was mashing the keyboard to pretend I was working in class at college.
Is the process of mashing the keyboard, to pretend that you are working on something.
Is the process of mashing the keyboard, to pretend that you are working on something.
Mike: Shit get of that porn the boss is comming through.
Dave: We better nukio to pretend that we are working.
Mike: Good idea the bastard will never know.
Dave: We better nukio to pretend that we are working.
Mike: Good idea the bastard will never know.
by derick nobcheese September 23, 2004