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A form of masturbation where you tie a shoelace around your neck and dick. Named after the city of Bangkok, where actor David Carradine attempted this with disastrous results.
Wow, the Hangkok sounded like a great idea before, I mean, tying a shoelace around your neck and dick is just sheer genius and would surely get me off, but after hearing about David Carradine dying from it I'm not so sure anymore...
by deathwish124 June 13, 2009
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Something that plagues this site and has for a long time.

Most name definitions are exactly the same. Someone name a definition after someone's first or full name and then makes the definition one of two things...

1. A personal attack against someone with that name.

2. Massive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition.
1. (name) is an evil person who will always stab you in the back, they're fat and disgusting and nobody loves them.

2. (name) is a totally awesome person who loves everyone and can always be trusted.

Name definitions are always that bad, always. Please don't publish them if you are an editor.
by deathwish124 May 15, 2009
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This is what some people whose first language isn't English call thrash metal. This is usually because the lack of 'th' in their first language makes them ignore the sound. This isn't the case for everyone though, as some idiots just can't read and end up calling it "trash metal".

This may also be used to refer to metal bands that are just trash in the sense that they should be thrown into the trash can.
Person A: "Megadeth is a good trash metal band."
Person B: "Well, I wouldn't really call them trash..."
Person A: "No, that's their genre. Trash Metal."
Person B: "Oh, you mean Thrash Metal."
by deathwish124 June 10, 2009
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A Youtube celebrity who became famous for staring into the camera with her huge eyes. Though she looks like she could be Asian, she is really just a weeaboo with really bad teeth who knows Preschool level Japanese.
Magibon is cute until you see her disgusting teeth.
by deathwish124 May 24, 2009
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A hot chick on Myspace whose photos are used as masturbatory aid.

You may ask yourself why someone would search for pictures of hot chicks on Myspace instead of just using porn or pictures of celebs.

Well, the alluring part of Myspace pictures is the innocence and the fact that they were most likely not expecting their photos to be used as masturbatory aid.
Porn just won't do it for me anymore, I need Myspace Masturbatory Aid.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
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When someone doesn't like a band they use this term when talking about said band.

It literally means that they want the band's van to flip while they're in it, resulting in death or serious injury.
Brokencyde? I demand a vanflip.
by deathwish124 May 7, 2009
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"WTF Bomb" is a thing that's all over Youtube, it's basically a random clip that ends with another clip of a bomb (usually a big one) beeping before exploding while someone screams "what the fuck..." followed by an insane howl and a maniacal laugh.

The "WTF Bomb" itself originated from three things...

1. A Mega 64 parody of an interview with one of the guys who made the game "Cold Fear", where towards the end he goes totally crazy and does the howl and laugh while a bomb goes off.

The "WTF" part came from something else though...

2. An episode of the stop motion show "The Steve Moustache Show" where an action figure of wrestler Ted DiBiase gets a makeover and turns into a mutant. He freaks out, and one of the things he says is "what the fuck".

Finally, the beeping noise...

3. Most people say that it comes from Counter Strike: Source. I'm not sure, but it doesn't really matter.

So there you go.
Look up "WTF Bomb" on Youtube for examples. It's hard to put it into text.
by deathwish124 May 19, 2009
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