3 definitions by chirpydalek

tumbus

a pet's extremely fluffy or round tummy.

"mine tumbus is roumbd from many seeb"

by chirpydalek April 9, 2023

DeSantis

When you have a nasty case of diarrhoea and the water gets all pooey after you flush it.

"Don't go in there mate, I flushed it twice and the water's still brown" "Sounds like a DeSantis"

by chirpydalek July 13, 2022

Colon Crockpot

when your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.

craig: everything seems to be cooking in the colon crockpot and “dinner” will be served shortly in the bathroom!

by chirpydalek August 28, 2016