5 definitions by chAMPIRE

hillarying

The act of failing or imploding at something that was, and should have been, all but assured.

The 2015 Warriors are down 3-2 to the Cavs? They are totally hillarying these finals.

by chAMPIRE November 12, 2016

When a joke falls so flat that one feels unregrettable shame for its very conception.

Tim's joke fell so flat with his friends that they made him feel joke shamed.

by chAMPIRE July 8, 2014

Sammy - pass me that paper TV. My professor assigned a bunch of reading.

by chAMPIRE July 8, 2014

Anything that doesn't just suck, it's also devoid of merit and humanity; especially tech products.

There was so much hype around this new tech - of course it'll zuck.

by chAMPIRE January 26, 2021

A sock.

Plural - Feet Glooves

Honey will you pick me up some argyle foot gloves from the mall?

by chAMPIRE May 14, 2014