2 definitions by bubastis
when you shake your dick to remove any waterlogged urine remaining on the tip of your penis after taking a piss/shit.
Ryland - "You almost done taking a piss yet?"
Andres - "Hold on, gotta give it a quick dickwag so I don't get any piss down my leg."
Andres - "Hold on, gotta give it a quick dickwag so I don't get any piss down my leg."
by bubastis May 3, 2009
Derives from "insensible."
When someone pulls out their cell phone and completely ignores you while you're talking.
When someone pulls out their cell phone and completely ignores you while you're talking.
Todd: "I have a truly heartwarming story for you, Drew. I was saving small children from a massive wreck on highway I sixty-four and-"
Drew: "Hold on. This fruit gusher had more filling in it than usual. Let me text Kate and tell her."
Todd: "What an intextible son of a bitch!"
Drew: "Hold on. This fruit gusher had more filling in it than usual. Let me text Kate and tell her."
Todd: "What an intextible son of a bitch!"
by bubastis March 6, 2010