5 definitions by brown_muscles
A farmer emoticon nearly identical to regular emoticons except these sport a fancy straw hat signified by the pound sign and a vertical bar as shown below
#|: )
The other features that can be added are listed below
#|:`) ---> piece of wheat in farmer's mouth
#|: 9 ---> farmer with dip in his lip (the 9 can be replaced with a 6 for a sad farmer with dip)
#|; ) ,==== ---> farmer with a shotgun
#|: )
The other features that can be added are listed below
#|:`) ---> piece of wheat in farmer's mouth
#|: 9 ---> farmer with dip in his lip (the 9 can be replaced with a 6 for a sad farmer with dip)
#|; ) ,==== ---> farmer with a shotgun
Hick 1 - Cletus I needs to tell ya something
Hick 2 - What is it Billy Bob?
Hick 1 - I just had a date with your sister and we are going to be exclusive
Hick 2 - #|>: ( ,====
Hick 1 - What is that?
Hick 2 - It's a farmer emoticon
Hick 1 - I don't get it
Hick 2 - That is me going to hunt your ass down!
Hick 2 - What is it Billy Bob?
Hick 1 - I just had a date with your sister and we are going to be exclusive
Hick 2 - #|>: ( ,====
Hick 1 - What is that?
Hick 2 - It's a farmer emoticon
Hick 1 - I don't get it
Hick 2 - That is me going to hunt your ass down!
by brown_muscles December 3, 2010
adj, adv - an homage to Ron Burgandy, who was the main character in the movie Anchorman starring Will Ferrel. It describes how awesome or cool something is. It also describes something that Ron Burgandy might do himself.
Ex 1 -
Guy 1: How was you're night last night?
Guy 2: Very quaint, I played a little yazz flute while drinking some 20 year old scotch.
Guy 1: Wow that's burgandandy!
Ex 2 -
Girl: Is that a leather bound book you're reading?
Guy: Why yes it is. You like?
Girl: Oh yea, that's burgandandy!
Guy 1: How was you're night last night?
Guy 2: Very quaint, I played a little yazz flute while drinking some 20 year old scotch.
Guy 1: Wow that's burgandandy!
Ex 2 -
Girl: Is that a leather bound book you're reading?
Guy: Why yes it is. You like?
Girl: Oh yea, that's burgandandy!
by brown_muscles September 6, 2010
Similar in structure to the Pirate emoticon "P )" the emo emoticon replaces the colon and semi-colon in a standard emoticon with a capital "F" representing the cliche half covered face of an emo kid.
Since emo kids generally don't express many emotions other than despair, bleakness, rage, or indifference their emoticons therefore lack variety.
Since emo kids are never happy the happiest form of an emo emoticon is as follows:
F |
The standard indifferent form is: F /
Finally, the following characters should not be used when typing an emo emoticon since it would be contradictory to their nature: "P" ")" "" "D" "O"
Since emo kids generally don't express many emotions other than despair, bleakness, rage, or indifference their emoticons therefore lack variety.
Since emo kids are never happy the happiest form of an emo emoticon is as follows:
F |
The standard indifferent form is: F /
Finally, the following characters should not be used when typing an emo emoticon since it would be contradictory to their nature: "P" ")" "" "D" "O"
Guy 1 - Hey dude what's up?
Guy 2 - nm F /
Guy 1 - huh? what's up?
Guy 2 - I just broke up with my girlfriend so I'm using emo emoticons and listening to "Fix You" by Coldplay on repeat
Guy 1 - ah dammit not this again, well you should come to this party tonight...there will be alot of cute girls there
Guy 2 - F /
Guy 1 - Fine be that way...you suck all the fun out when you're like this
Guy 2 - nm F /
Guy 1 - huh? what's up?
Guy 2 - I just broke up with my girlfriend so I'm using emo emoticons and listening to "Fix You" by Coldplay on repeat
Guy 1 - ah dammit not this again, well you should come to this party tonight...there will be alot of cute girls there
Guy 2 - F /
Guy 1 - Fine be that way...you suck all the fun out when you're like this
by brown_muscles December 9, 2010
adj, adv - used to describe how weak something or someone's action is. Alternately, may be used simply as an insult, usually in specific situations where the standard run of the mill curse words simply wont suffice.
Ex 1 -
Girl: Hey, let's hang out this weekend.
Guy: That aint gonna happen cuz Im not even in the same state. I moved back home.
Girl: That's lamesauce!
Ex 2 - Dude you are such a lamesauce terdnugget!
Girl: Hey, let's hang out this weekend.
Guy: That aint gonna happen cuz Im not even in the same state. I moved back home.
Girl: That's lamesauce!
Ex 2 - Dude you are such a lamesauce terdnugget!
by brown_muscles September 1, 2010
One of many pirate-version emoticons whose two eyed equivalent is :), therefore representing a happy pirate.
The traditional semi-colon ";" an colon ":" are replaced with the capital letter 'P' to represent an eye patch. Many of the normal emoticons can be transformed into pirate emoticons as illustrated below, and can become quite elaborate.
(please note that any emoticons listed below containing a "\" for the mouth is supposed to be an open bracket, representing a neutral snarling pirate. Unfortunately when you use an open bracket UD recognizes it as a way to link to another word, sorry for the inconveniece P P)
P \ ---> neutral snarling pirate
P ( ---> sad pirate
P P ---> pirate sticking his tongue out
P D ---> very happy pirate
P { ---> Hitler as a pirate
<|P \ ---> pirate with a triangle hat
<`|P \ ---> pirate with a triangle hat with a feather in the hat
<`|P Q ---> pirate with a triangle hat with a feather in the hat with a lip ring and his mouth open likely yelling "Land ho!"
The traditional semi-colon ";" an colon ":" are replaced with the capital letter 'P' to represent an eye patch. Many of the normal emoticons can be transformed into pirate emoticons as illustrated below, and can become quite elaborate.
(please note that any emoticons listed below containing a "\" for the mouth is supposed to be an open bracket, representing a neutral snarling pirate. Unfortunately when you use an open bracket UD recognizes it as a way to link to another word, sorry for the inconveniece P P)
P \ ---> neutral snarling pirate
P ( ---> sad pirate
P P ---> pirate sticking his tongue out
P D ---> very happy pirate
P { ---> Hitler as a pirate
<|P \ ---> pirate with a triangle hat
<`|P \ ---> pirate with a triangle hat with a feather in the hat
<`|P Q ---> pirate with a triangle hat with a feather in the hat with a lip ring and his mouth open likely yelling "Land ho!"
Guy 1: Guess what I am going to be for Halloween?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: P )
Guy 2: huh?
Guy 1: A pirate
Guy 2: Oh I get it, haha...you have too much time on your hands :)
Guy 1: or do you mean P )
Guy 2: no, just :)
Guy 1: P (
Guy 2: fine... P )
Guy 1: P D
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: P )
Guy 2: huh?
Guy 1: A pirate
Guy 2: Oh I get it, haha...you have too much time on your hands :)
Guy 1: or do you mean P )
Guy 2: no, just :)
Guy 1: P (
Guy 2: fine... P )
Guy 1: P D
by brown_muscles October 21, 2010