3 definitions by anon.y.mous

White Christmas

When a male ejaculates in the air above his partners' head, allowing gravity to let the sperm fall on the head, lashes and shoulders of his partner like fresh snow.

I hate it when my boyfriend gives me a White Christmas 'cause it always gets in my eye!

by anon.y.mous June 2, 2006

ronald reagan

33rd Govenor of California, 40th President of the United States.

Forgetful actor turned President of the United States who liked to eat Jelly Beans and participated in Star Wars, and the Cold War.

Me: Hey, Ronald Reagan want some Jelly beans? And how's that Cold War going?

Reagan: I don't recall. But I'd love some jelly beans, thanks!

by anon.y.mous June 2, 2006

U-G-L-Y

Descripton, in verse, about how ugly someone is.

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi - you UGLY, yeah, yeah, you UGLY!
M-A-M-A how you think you got that way? your MAMA, yeah, yeah, your MAMA!

by anon.y.mous June 2, 2006