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The act of sitting down so as to not smash one's testicles uncomfortably between ones thighs. Often found offensive by women that are either ignorant of the male anatomy, live in a fantasy world where everyone has a vagina and unicorns are real, or simply want to castrate the opposite sex out of pure, unadulterated, hate-filled sexism. In either case it's a term used in bigotry.
Jack is manspreading, we have to cut his testicles off so he'll be more like a woman.
by YellowSmurf December 20, 2018
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A conspiracy theory until 2016, when Millennials and the far left started attacking Christmas traditions by labeling them as racist, misogynistic, in an attempt to get them banned.
"I didn't believe there actually was a War on Christmas, until they tried to ban Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer by calling it racist."
by YellowSmurf November 26, 2019
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