33 definitions by YapmelkXela

Chick Before Dick

A phrase used by guys who like to give the woman all the attention - or at least the initial attention - in the bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude, why didn't you let her suck you off, dude?
Dude 2: Dude, it's all about the chick before dick.

by YapmelkXela September 29, 2009

Dingus Khan

Someone that is the king of spaz/craziness, and liked in doing so. Derived from the dude Genghis Khan.

Gary: You know that kid with A.D.D.? John I think his name is?
Patrick: Yeah. That kid's a regular Dingus Khan.

by YapmelkXela October 16, 2009

Nigjams

Music black people play at high decibel levels.

Maurice - Sup nigga?
Tyron - You gonna pump dat shit?
Maurice - Yeeeeeea boii!
Tyron - Haha! Yee!
White Onlooker - Those nigs and their nigjams...

by YapmelkXela December 14, 2009

Sleepday

A sleepday is a day in which you have nothing of importance to do, and do nothing but lay in bed and sleep the entire day away. Tend to be pretty bad ass.

Nielsen: Hello, chap.
Oliver: Why, hello there. I had quite the sleepday yesterday.
Nielsen: That's fine. Why are you fucking my wife, Oliver?
Oliver: Huh?

by YapmelkXela February 20, 2010

Prejaculation

The act of ejaculating before a desired time; Also known as premature ejaculation.

Ming: What is with my boyfriend and his damn prejaculation?
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.

by YapmelkXela February 13, 2010

Bubblebum

A very nice ass. Doesn't necessarily have to be huge, in fact, they're normally not. It's just a tasty looking bum-bum.

John: That slut sure knows how to make a guy feel good.
Eugene: Ohhh yeah. How about that bubblebum?
Together: OOHHHHH!!!

by YapmelkXela November 18, 2009

the biscuits

Just a different way of saying "the shit" or "awesome." Where'd it come from you ask? It seems random you say? Well sir, I pulled it out of my ass.

"Oldschool Nickelodeon is the BISCUITS."

by YapmelkXela September 15, 2011