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VAC is an anti-hack software used in online severs on Valve platforms like Steam. If it detects you to be hacking, you will be banned by it shortly after. The act of being caught hacking and banned by VAC is called getting "VAC'D".
You: Fuck! I got banned from CS:GO!
Friend: The server was probably protected by VAC. You just got VAC'D buddy!
You: What do I do to fix it?
Friend: There isn't anything you can do. VAC bans are permanent. You probably shouldn't have downloaded those wall hacks and that aim-bot.
You: Yeah, it was probably a bad idea.
by XxCoLDSNIPEZz997 January 1, 2018
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The name of your ship cephalon in the game Warframe. He serves you as a personal assistant. He does glitch a lot because of his shattered mind but hey, he's a great friend for your lonely operator. He also has a very complex lore, if you're into that.

Oh yeah by the way, he makes terrible jokes that make you wanna die, so... there's that too.
Ordis: Ordis is hap - angry.
Hmm... I may require maintenance after all.

Ordis: Excellent armaments operator. Please return - covered in blood - safe and sound.

Ordis: Operator, did you hear that? It said *static* cosmic background radiation is a riot!

Ordis: If I may say, operator, your chosen Warframe.. suits you! Ha. Ha.
by XxCoLDSNIPEZz997 January 13, 2019
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Martial Asshole Aristocrat Class. Simply put, a class of people who think they're better than everyone and are total douches about it.
The Nazis envisioned a system where they were the M.A.A.C. They were total jerks.
by XxCoLDSNIPEZz997 January 22, 2019
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