3 definitions by TheTasteofUnicornMeat

Not My Batman

To denounce all good qualities of another person. That they will not live up to your standards of being a human being.

Lindsay: Betsy DeVos will save the educational system.

Nick: She's not my Batman.

by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 22, 2017

Qookr

A phone or tablet app that offers services to single, lazy women. It matches users with potential male cooks, known as Qookrs, to come their homes and prepare a 4 course meal. Upon the meal's completion, the Qookr leaves with no compensation (monetary or sexual)

The Qookr left me only partially satistified with his meat.

by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 19, 2017

Y Tho

A massive lacking of understanding or comprehension of what you are witnessing. To be confused beyond the realities of the real world. A true blown lightbulb moment.

Sarah Palin: I can see Russia from my house.
Katie Couric: Y Tho!

by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 22, 2017