5 definitions by Stockers
by Stockers August 26, 2003
The growth of the front lower abdomen experienced by some middle-aged women. Sometimes mistaken for smuggled meat products under thieving womens' dresses in supermarkets and convenience stores.
"I must have put on weight because I can't seem to fit into my wedding dress anymore....but then again I didn't have my fanny bulge all those years ago!"
by Stockers August 25, 2003
The anal sphincter.
"Martha and I have been courting for nearly 18 monthes now Mother. But she has not yet allowed me to stretch her shit snipper - is that a bad sign?"
by Stockers August 26, 2003
Female genitalia that has become enlarged and wrinkled to the point that it resembles two select slices of donar meat.
by Stockers August 26, 2003
by Stockers August 28, 2003