4 definitions by R2E

American Idol

A show where singers compete to become the newest indentured servants to the RIAA, and to attempt to make other naive singers aspire to the same. The majority of the show's viewership comes from Simon Cowell's belief that making crude jokes about people that can't sing for shit constitutes constructive criticism.

I don't watch American Idol because I appreciate real music.

by R2E February 29, 2008

neoconservative

A word semi-cleverly used to proclaim yourself a fascist without actually saying the word.

Reducing taxes for the richest people on earth while spending ludicrous amounts of money to force young soldiers to fight an unjustifiable war; spying on and detaining people without any real criminal evidence against them under the guise of "fighting terrorism"; and dismissing any counter arguments to your beliefs and/or actions as being "Anti-American" doesn't make you a "fascist". It makes you a neoconservative.

by R2E February 29, 2008

sexual innuendo

Thanks to the Internet and human nature, any sound capable of being produced by the human voice.

Person 1: I'm starving. Let's go get some lunch.
Person 2: You mean that you want to throat fuck me, then cum in my ass, don't you?
Person 1: Why do you assume everything is a sexual innuendo?
Person 2: LOL! You said "sex"!

by R2E February 29, 2008

bottled water

The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.

This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!

by R2E February 29, 2008