13 definitions by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo

false pull out

When you pretend to pull out, but secretly keep it inside her.

What?! How did you get me pregananant?! Dont tell me you did a false pull out!

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

cument

The act of cumming so much inside of a woman that her ass cheeks become stuck together. Usually ends up causing the ass cheeks to be split apart with hands.

My cum is like cement. It keeps on sticking Amy's ass shut. She calls it cument

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020

Not smart

When you are trying to tell your twin on roblox flicker that they are gonna get you both killed

Twin - I'm twin, where are you twin?
You - you are ####
You - ####
You - # # # #
You - not smart

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo November 8, 2020

get off my ass

What you say while being anally r@ped. Typically said when you drop the soap.

Synonyms
get off my ass
stop it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
im not in the washing machine yet

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

Spit singing

Also known as beat boxing

Spit singing is when you sing by spitting.

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 23, 2020

Stuck in the washing machine

When you get stuck in the washing machine, so your step brother comes around and inserts his part into your ass. Sometimes, the step bro turns on the washing machine, spinning around the sister and making pleasure easier.

Help, step bro! I'm stuck in the washing machine!

It's okay...

Sister feels pressure around her ass

Sister realises

W-what are you doing, step bro?!

Helping you~

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

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by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020